Let's start with the important stuff - the coed of the week. My search hit a snag, as the top search hits were for UCLA deciding last month to allow co-ed roommates for transgender students (apparently in deference to Rick Neuheisal's gender ambiguity).
Fortunately, our friends at Coed Magazine, stepped up in an impressive display of investigative journalism, and published some photos from UCLA's Undie Run. Here are some highlights:
In a salute to UCLA's proud tradition of Olympic athletes, I present high jumper Amy Acuff (took a while to sift through Playboy photos until I found something I could post).
With a name like Amy Acuff, it's only fitting that she's the star of my A-Cup A-List.
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I apologize that this ****** preview is delayed, but I kind of got distracted at this point last night and ended up needing a sandwich and some sleep.
But I'm ready to forge ahead and get this **** done.
What do we know about the Bruins other than their mascot being a shout out to Sandusky?
First of all, in some ways it's a typical Slick Rick Weasel team. It's undisciplined and soft against the run. In a departure from typical Weasel, they've gone with a run first pistol offense in a desperate attempt by Slick to hide his inability to develop a quarterback.
I thought about making this blog entry all about the Weasel, but it's all been said and done before. Everyone already knows about his media stunts, ethical issues and ****** coaching. What was really funny to me was that UCLA fans actually believed in Slick when he was hired and thought there was substance behind the stunts.
At least he didn't bring in a female kicker this time.
UCLA is the team in the Pac-12 that is situated in one of the best recruiting hotbeds in the country, always signs a class with a lot of star power, makes pre-season headlines, and then never produces. Buff fans know this story well from our Big 12 days. In short, UCLA is sooooo Aggie.
UCLA should be a great program. There's no excuse for them to continually suck ass. But do they look to themselves? Are they willing to do the hard things to not suck? No. They like to blame others for their plight. USC bends the rules. Cal sneaks academic risks in. The failure they see in their own program is the fault of others. Meet UCLA fan.
So, this week they take on Colorado. For the Bruins, this is their last chance to get bowl eligible because everyone knows that USC is going to leave them sobbing and unfulfilled (much like GregInAustin after a date). So will they be up for this game and thrill another packed house at the Rose Bowl?
Hell no.
Embree reminds his son who daddy is. CU reminds everyone that Slick Rick is a fraud. Our seniors get the ****ing road monkey off the program's back. And the Buffaloes end the Bruin delusions of going to a bowl game.
CU - 45
UCLA - 17
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