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Caption this photo - Phil DiStefano got paid

Buffnik

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This is from a Daily Camera article from last year about how the 9.3% hike to CU tuition included a nearly $50,000 pay raise for Phil DiStefano. It raised his pay from $340k to $389k. Must be nice to get a pay bump of nearly 15% in the midst of telling everyone else to cut spending or raise payments due to a budget crisis. http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-news/ci_19839411

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[quietly]Get your hands off me, you damn dirty apes![/quiet voice]

Ahem. I'd like to announce my bid for a senate seat.
 
Seriously, why are we paying him anything? Not to mention he gets to live in that sweet house.
 
Phil looks like he's been paying more than the allowable visits to the training table. Ceal's getting more info before she self-reports.
 
Okay, who wants to start their political career so we can start the Allbuffs takeover of the Board of Regents?
 
Ceal: Oh Phil you stinker, you didn't tell me it was pleats and polos day.

Phil: Oh man, we got you good - didn't we Mike?
 
I know the message board community is viewed as the fringe crazies...but do you think Phil has any idea with the level of contempt most informed fans have for his performance...and not just for athletics for our consistent slide in the academic rankings? Has he shepherded a single major initiative while he's been in charge? I know they have a bunch of new buildings up there (a lot supporting their Club Med strategy to appeal to well heeled out of state students)? That's actually a legit question, I'm curious to know what if any successes he can hang his hat on for why we shouldn't be trying to get the regents to run him out of town.
 
Phil: Hey, it's past 9 am, let's get some cocktails.
Ceal: Oh, Phil, you're so funny!
Phil: (Gritting teeth) No, seriously. Let's get some cocktails.
 
I think the way they're trying to get Phil's attention and suck up to him while he basically ignores them both due to him noticing a camera being on him... pretty much sums things up perfectly. Especially when you throw in that Ceal is doing a much more aggressive and successful job of kissing Phil's ass than Mike is.
 
I think the way they're trying to get Phil's attention and suck up to him while he basically ignores them both due to him noticing a camera being on him... pretty much sums things up perfectly. Especially when you throw in that Ceal is doing a much more aggressive and successful job of kissing Phil's ass than Mike is.

Agreed. Both their smiles are forced, but Bohn looks like he's in pain.
 
Hey Mike, did Buffalo Brad call you and give you the $50 million I told him to donate? I know he really respects and likes me so you should be getting the call.
 
"See how I'm wearing flats so as not to assault your Napoleon Complex insecurities like some people? Maybe some changes are in order?"
 
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