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Football Challenged Lady-brains

Better than last year's "An exclusive opportunity to get your lesser intellect out of the kitchen and learn about football. Coming soon, classes on driving, pleasing your man and not talking."
 
I actually kinda admire fatty's commitment to this particular narrative.

He is really obsessed with me, it's really odd. How much time does he spend thinking about my nipples?


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Amazing. Finally figured out how to reach out to female fans without being patronizing.
 
If I was Mod for a day, I'd merge the Recruit and Daily Bowel Movement threads. They both stink.
 
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