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SB Nation "THE 2015 WORST-CASE PAC-12 PREVIEW"

Jayne Cobb

One Damn Dirty Ape
Club Member
Entry for Colorado:

COLORADO: A series of medical equipment thefts and bizarre graffiti messages declaring things like "PASS WITH YOUR HEART, NOT YOUR HANDS" and "DEATH IS A TURNOVER; WHOEVER CAUSES MORE WINS" lead Colorado administrators to a terrifying discovery - Dan Hawkins still has a working keycard.​
 
Ever have a nightmare as a kid, and you wake up and look under the bed for the boogie man?

We need to change the locks. Just in case.
 
Ever have a nightmare as a kid, and you wake up and look under the bed for the boogie man?

We need to change the locks. Just in case.
Spooky Mormon Hell dream
Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
The spirits all surround you
Spooky, spooky, spooky
 
Ever have a nightmare as a kid, and you wake up and look under the bed for the boogie man?

We need to change the locks. Just in case.
Why would you look though? ****ing run. My luck, Michael Myers would be under my bed. He looks like Shaq these days.
 
Spooky Mormon Hell dream
Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
The spirits all surround you
Spooky, spooky, spooky

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick.
 
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