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Sexton Hardcastle

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"Ooops... I dropped my pretzel."

Or

"Check it out! I can almost see my shoes!"
 
Jayhawk AD set to declare training table is for athletes only.

Or

Ringling Brothers calls KU, wants tent back.

Or

Lawrence porkchop mystery solved
 
KU coach Mark Mangina leads his team in gassers on the first day of camp.

In related story, earthquake causes Utah mine cave-in, 6 miners trapped


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KU coach Mark Mangina prepares to lead his team in gassers on the first day of camp

In related story, 3 players die due to inhaling toxic fumes...
 
"That Hawkins guy says seek not to hit the target, but to be the bow". "Well, I'm here to tell you guys I'm the bowling ball and you are the pins".


-Mark Mangino
 
"I've taken ****s bigger than you guys."

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"Does this shirt make me look fat ?"
 

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
 
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

:rofl:
 
Why am I so fat? Because every time I **** Bill Callihan's wife, she feeds me a McGriddle.


(props to Absinthe)
 
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We will beat the Fuskers this year boys, 'cause I done bought all the red cloth in the world to make this here shirt so they won't have no spirit left!
 
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

Winner!:thumbsup:
 
"Coach Hawk says he's carrying the weight of all of last year's losses. I'm carrying the weight of every loss. Ever."
 
Can one of bend down quick and pick that up before I have to violate the 5 second rule.
 
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