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Greatest Email Ever

slidin37

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I got this from a buddy at work: :smile2:


Dear Colorado State,

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you how completely
worthless you are. There has been a lot of talk from CSU fans this
week about CU football, and a lot of it, deservedly so. Losing to
Montana St. last year is inexcusable. But I would rather lose to
Montana St 12 times and never win a football game ever again, then to
have any affiliation with CSU.

Now I understand that many of you hold grudges because you got turned
down for admission into CU, but blame that on your stupidity, not on
CU. I too would be bitter if I had to live in Fort Collins knowing
that one of the best institutions in the country, located in one of the
most beautiful cities in America, was just down the road, but that I
wasn't good enough to get in.

Spare me your dirty hippy speech because we have all heard that
before. The only hippies I knew at CU were brilliant kids in the
engineering department who drove new 4-runners. I know being open
minded, questioning authority and being interested in sports, music
and the arts may sound like a hippy to you, but to many, those are actually
desirable traits.

Now I admit that there is a good chance that CSU will beat us on
Saturday, and if that does happen I will be the first to admit defeat,
but what do you have to look forward after that? The fact is that we
ARE your season. Sure you can look forward to that exciting Mountain
West schedule and play times like Utah. CU will struggle this year,
but even a BS scandal invented by the media cant keep us down. We have
the coach and AD that will make us national contenders again,
something CSU never has been and never will be.

So in short, please stop running your mouth...you go to CSU for christs sake!

some further info:

CSU vs. CU

1. Nobel Prize Winners: CSU-0, CU-4

2. Members of Prestigious National Academies: CSU-7, CU-37
a. National Academy of Science CSU-4, CU-21
b. National Academy of Arts and Science CSU-3, CU-12
c. National Academy of Education CSU-0, CU-4

3. Fulbright Scholars: CSU-23, CU-84

4. Satellites currently controlled by University based Control Centers: CSU-0, CU-3

5. Number of spacecraft operated by University: CSU-0, CU-more than any other schools combined

6. Number of alumni astronauts to have flown in space: CSU-0, CU-17

7. CU-Boulder is the only research institution in the world to have designed and built space instruments for NASA that have been launched to every planet in the solar system. (*Rams fans - For 5 bonus points: Who can tell me how many planets that is?)

8. The Leeds School of Business MBA entrepreneurship program was ranked 14th in the nation in the 2005 U.S. News & World Report. We'll give CSU a little credit here I saw an ad on the side of a bus that said CSU's program was decent too.

9. Ranking by the Institute for Higher Education : CSU-Not on the list, CU-11th in the World (4 consecutive years).

10. Ranking by the Economist: CSU-Not on the list, CU-11th in the World

11. CU-Boulder ranked 2nd in Outside magazine's 40 Best Colleges in 2003 (I couldn't find any college rankings for CSU in Agriculture Today Magazine).

12. Notable Alumni:
CSU: Marylin Musgrave
CU: Robert Redford, Supreme Court Justice Byron White, Bob Beauprez,
Roy Romer, Chris Brown, Daniel Graham

13. CSU 's Professional Veterinary Medicine program is ranked second in the nation by U.S. News and World Report and is ranked first in the country in federal research dollars, and provides quality care to Rammies severely injured by stampeding buffaloes.

14. National Championships CSU: 0 CU: 22

15. Club Sport National Championships (that I could find) CSU:3 CU: 57

16. And last, but not least. Rams fans always talk about how many times they've beaten the buffs, but here's the truth: In the history of the rivalry, if you take out all the games CU won, where they allowed CSU to score, and compare it to all the wins CSU has compiled against CU, the record is CU 19 CSU 18. Yes that's right. CU has SHUT OUT CSU more times then CSU has BEATEN CU. Pure domination.

Feel free to pass this one to anyone else who you think deserves to know the truth. Enjoy the game!
 
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good post

only thing that needs fixing is #12...alot of alums for both schools missing from the list. also, if you are going to list football players for CU in the NFL you need to list the csu players.
 
And in fairness, Roy Romer is an alum of both schools .... CSU (undergrad) and CU (law).
 
:lol::lol::lol: I dont even know where to start on that one. Whoever wrote that, and anyone who truely believes it deserves to be run over by a bus.
 
:lol::lol::lol: I don't even know where to start on that one. Whoever wrote that, and anyone who truly believes it deserves to be run over by a bus.

I agree its the kind of lame **** husker fans write.
 
:lol::lol::lol: I dont even know where to start on that one. Whoever wrote that, and anyone who truely believes it deserves to be run over by a bus.


You mean like this?

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:smile2:
 
Oh, I'm sure it's not 100% accurate, but I got a good chucke out of it...:cool:

I was talking more about the beginning than the factual comparison. Talk about an elitist bunch of ****.


"I would like to take this opportunity to remind you how completely
worthless you are." - :wow: I didnt know that CU alums were Gods gift to mankind.

"one of the best institutions in the country, located in one of the
most beautiful cities in America" - Keep telling yourselves that. There is a reason why Boulder is a running joke to everyone else in the world. One of the best? You have got to be kidding.

"We have the coach and AD that will make us national contenders again" - This is the best of all. Maybe you should win the B12 North before making claims you will be back in the NC hunt. Give me a ****ing break :lol:


That just scratches the surface of the bull**** in this email. Maybe Im taking it too seriously, but Im always down for some good smack talk and this is not good.
 
I was talking more about the beginning than the factual comparison. Talk about an elitist bunch of ****.


"I would like to take this opportunity to remind you how completely
worthless you are." - :wow: I didnt know that CU alums were Gods gift to mankind.

"one of the best institutions in the country, located in one of the
most beautiful cities in America" - Keep telling yourselves that. There is a reason why Boulder is a running joke to everyone else in the world. One of the best? You have got to be kidding.

"We have the coach and AD that will make us national contenders again" - This is the best of all. Maybe you should win the B12 North before making claims you will be back in the NC hunt. Give me a ****ing break :lol:


That just scratches the surface of the bull**** in this email. Maybe Im taking it too seriously, but Im always down for some good smack talk and this is not good.

I never pegged you for an over sensitive little bitch. Weird.
 
I was talking more about the beginning than the factual comparison. Talk about an elitist bunch of ****.


"I would like to take this opportunity to remind you how completely
worthless you are." - :wow: I didnt know that CU alums were Gods gift to mankind.

"one of the best institutions in the country, located in one of the
most beautiful cities in America" - Keep telling yourselves that. There is a reason why Boulder is a running joke to everyone else in the world. One of the best? You have got to be kidding.

"We have the coach and AD that will make us national contenders again" - This is the best of all. Maybe you should win the B12 North before making claims you will be back in the NC hunt. Give me a ****ing break :lol:


That just scratches the surface of the bull**** in this email. Maybe Im taking it too seriously, but Im always down for some good smack talk and this is not good.

Everywhere I go people tell me how lucky I am to live close to Boulder. Boulder is one of the most beautiful cities in America, it must be as everyone from other states keeps telling me so. CU being one of the top institutions in the country is well documented.

I believe we have the right AD and coach to take us back to national prominence but without showing it all I have is faith. Nothing to talk smack about.
 
Everywhere I go people tell me how lucky I am to live close to Boulder. Boulder is one of the most beautiful cities in America, it must be as everyone from other states keeps telling me so. CU being one of the top institutions in the country is well documented.

I believe we have the right AD and coach to take us back to national prominence but without showing it all I have is faith. Nothing to talk smack about.

Living close to Boulder is probably alright, living in Boulder would suck.

I guess it depends what your definition of a top university is. Top 10, 20, 50?
 
Living close to Boulder is probably alright, living in Boulder would suck.

I guess it depends what your definition of a top university is. Top 10, 20, 50?

I love the talk from the kiddie table. :lol:

Just eat your veggetables Lammie or you're not going to get to play with your pile of manuer after dinner...:thumbsup:
 
I love the talk from the kiddie table. :lol:

Just eat your veggetables Lammie or you're not going to get to play with your pile of manuer after dinner...:thumbsup:

Your mom has no problem being at the kiddie table, well, underneath the kiddie table that is.
 
Intresting letter that will be filed under "duh"

Too much emphasis on astronauts and not enough focus on bovine reproductive physiology.

Might consider drive time to major ski resorts...
 
good post

only thing that needs fixing is #12...alot of alums for both schools missing from the list. also, if you are going to list football players for CU in the NFL you need to list the csu players.

Bradley got cut. Are there more?????
 
Decent post, but I think we can scrounge up someone better then Bob Beauprez.

Edit: Actually the first part kinda read like lame frat boy talk.
 
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:lol::lol::lol: I dont even know where to start on that one. Whoever wrote that, and anyone who truely believes it deserves to be run over by a bus.


Funny this coming from a "fan" that wont go to a game because it's too early. Your teams don't deserve your support. I would be at the game if it was 5:30 in the morning or 11:00 at night. And yes, I too work at night.

btw, most people outside the state don't know where Ft. Collins is, however I too have been told how beautiful Boulder is and how lucky I am to be from there when I am out of state. Boulder is a damn popular town.
 
Funny this coming from a "fan" that wont go to a game because it's too early. Your teams don't deserve your support. I would be at the game if it was 5:30 in the morning or 11:00 at night. And yes, I too work at night.

btw, most people outside the state don't know where Ft. Collins is, however I too have been told how beautiful Boulder is and how lucky I am to be from there when I am out of state. Boulder is a damn popular town.


Didn't the Boulder PD put the town on the map for ****ing up the JonBenét Ramsey murder investigation??
 
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Funny this coming from a "fan" that wont go to a game because it's too early. Your teams don't deserve your support. I would be at the game if it was 5:30 in the morning or 11:00 at night. And yes, I too work at night.

btw, most people outside the state don't know where Ft. Collins is, however I too have been told how beautiful Boulder is and how lucky I am to be from there when I am out of state. Boulder is a damn popular town.

You sure you dont want to bail on the bets? I dont want to have to let you off the hook early, AGAIN!!!!

And I said I still might make it to the game. There are alot of factors going into the decision, honestly. Early kickoff is one of them.
 
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