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How the **** does Lou Holtz still have a job

CSU Husker

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He looks like an 80 year old womans vagina, sounds like he has a dick in his mouth and is the biggest homer next to Beano Cook (must be something about ND). They were just doing picks on ESPN and they were giving lou a bunch of **** about picking ND last week, then what does he do, picks them to beat Penn State. LMFAO!!!!!! Its pretty sad this douche is getting paid for his opinion.
 
CSU Husker said:
He looks like an 80 year old womans vagina, sounds like he has a dick in his mouth and is the biggest homer next to Beano Cook (must be something about ND). They were just doing picks on ESPN and they were giving lou a bunch of **** about picking ND last week, then what does he do, picks them to beat Penn State. LMFAO!!!!!! Its pretty sad this douche is getting paid for his opinion.
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i must say....i have never seen an 80 year old womans vagina.....so i'll take your word for it! :wow:
 
CSU Husker said:
Well me either, but I would imagine its wrinkly, droopy and leathery.
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yeah....i would have gone with "Lou Holtz looks wrinkly, droopy and leathery....."

i don't ever see a good time to pull the "80 year old womans vagina" card....:wink2:
 
CSU Husker said:
He looks like an 80 year old womans vagina, sounds like he has a dick in his mouth and is the biggest homer next to Beano Cook (must be something about ND). They were just doing picks on ESPN and they were giving lou a bunch of **** about picking ND last week, then what does he do, picks them to beat Penn State. LMFAO!!!!!! Its pretty sad this douche is getting paid for his opinion.
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"you know how i know your gay? you know what a man sounds like with a dick in his mouth."
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I think Lou has pictures of the ESPN execs in a compromising position...probably involving one or more of Beano Cook's chins.
 
CSU Husker said:
He looks like an 80 year old womans vagina, sounds like he has a dick in his mouth and is the biggest homer next to Beano Cook (must be something about ND). They were just doing picks on ESPN and they were giving lou a bunch of **** about picking ND last week, then what does he do, picks them to beat Penn State. LMFAO!!!!!! Its pretty sad this douche is getting paid for his opinion.
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I missed it but I'm sure it'll be on ESPN again later or tomorrow morning, but this guy just doesn't know when to quit with the ND crap. He picks them to beat GT last week, which was actually a reasonable pick, but then they get the living **** kicked out of them and he's still picking them on the road in a place like Happy Valley? And this is against a PSU team that is a legitimate Big 10 contender this year in many people's opinion. :wtf:

Apparently he doesn't realize that in order to be respected on TV that he can't just blindly pick ND to win every week regardless of how bad they are or who they're playing.
 
CSU Husker said:
He looks like an 80 year old womans vagina, sounds like he has a dick in his mouth and is the biggest homer next to Beano Cook (must be something about ND). They were just doing picks on ESPN and they were giving lou a bunch of **** about picking ND last week, then what does he do, picks them to beat Penn State. LMFAO!!!!!! Its pretty sad this douche is getting paid for his opinion.
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I send emails to espn every year saying they need to get rid of that speech impeded wrinkly old POS. I cannot listen to him without throwing up in my mouth so espn immediately loses me as a viewer whenever he is on.
 
honestly the guy is way ****ing overqualified compared to the jackasses he sits with. That guys teams were good, and he could recruit with anybody. I watched an old replay of one of our orange bowls the talent on both sides was ridiculous. Bettis, etc.
 
Lou Holtz is a ****ing moron... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I miss Trev Alberts..
 
west coast said:
honestly the guy is way ****ing overqualified compared to the jackasses he sits with. That guys teams were good, and he could recruit with anybody. I watched an old replay of one of our orange bowls the talent on both sides was ridiculous. Bettis, etc.
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Yeah, that was in the 80s and 90s, and he was 100 years old then. RETIRE MAN!!!!
 
SJBuff said:
I send emails to espn every year saying they need to get rid of that speech impeded wrinkly old POS. I cannot listen to him without throwing up in my mouth so espn immediately loses me as a viewer whenever he is on.
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:yeahthat:
 
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