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**** Michigan

FLounder

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As fired up as I am for this game, I just can't seem to have a strong opinion about a Big 10 team not named nebraska or The Definite Article Ohio State. It's the Big 10...the hapless conference that time forgot.

It's the conference of homely, bookish girls that you would **** anyway because...well because they're young ladies and they put out like crazy in the Midwest. The conference that spans the part of the U.S. where people live because, frankly, they don't have a choice. The conference that used to be really good at football, but decided that eating fatty deli sandwiches was more important than being athletic.

When Trump says "make America great again" he's talking about a certain misguided nostalgia that exists in the Big 10 footprint. A certain bland whiteness that remembers ****ty manufacturing jobs as the greatest thing that ever happened to a group of tubby alcoholics who lived with little purpose that didn't involve rolling a heavy ball at some upright pins, and a dogged devotion inspired by a pension check sailing like an albatross on a distant horizon.

I don't dislike Michigan. It's really the class of the Big 10. Ann Arbor is supposed to be a nice town, and their chubby dark-haired girls put out second in the conference behind (so to speak) the chubby blond girls of Madison (I know I've touched on this theme already, but it's worth revisiting).

And with that, Pandora has just chosen "Goodbye Marie" by the Geardaddies, which perfectly evokes a Big 10 feel, especially on a rare cloudy day in Boulder, when the Flatirons are obscured by a low ceiling.
 
Well, if we win, Harbaugh should have to eat another booger. Just saw him eat one on espn. Nasty ****er.
 
Harbaugh just subscribes to the Austrian school of thought in regards to nose picking.

Dr. Bischinger has been quoted as saying (in an Austrian accent), “With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system.” He then added, “Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.”

“Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free.”
 
When I was in 5th grade there was this kid named Logan Tate. He always had a river of green snot coming out of his nose beneath a pair of coke bottle glasses. That kid used to fish big giant slimy boogers out and suck them down.
It was pretty ****ing gross.
 
When I was in 5th grade there was this kid named Logan Tate. He always had a river of green snot coming out of his nose beneath a pair of coke bottle glasses. That kid used to fish big giant slimy boogers out and suck them down.
It was pretty ****ing gross.
He's a private equity fund manager now with homes in London, Nantucket and Mountain View. Revenge is slimy and salty sweet.
 
I thought Michigan was one of flounder's 50 favorite teams?

Ha! Wrong again my good sir!

Flounder's favorite teams:

NFL: Jacksonville Jaguars. (Cheer for Broncos and Steelers)
NBA: Denver Nuggets (Cheer For the T-Wolves)
NCAA: Colorado Buffaloes and North Dakota Fighting Hawks
MLB: Pirates and Rockies
NHL: Penguins and Avs (Cheer for Canadiens because of old family Stanley Cup history)

I believe you mistaken me for our ould friend 'Tini( Tini), He loved Alabama And Michigan.


Also I absolutely despise the Nebraska Newbornhuskers and the Detroit Red Wings.
 
Ha! Wrong again my good sir!

Flounder's favorite teams:

NFL: Jacksonville Jaguars. (Cheer for Broncos and Steelers)
NBA: Denver Nuggets (Cheer For the T-Wolves)
NCAA: Colorado Buffaloes and North Dakota Fighting Hawks
MLB: Pirates and Rockies
NHL: Penguins and Avs (Cheer for Canadiens because of old family Stanley Cup history)

I believe you mistaken me for our ould friend 'Tini( Tini), He loved Alabama And Michigan.


Also I absolutely despise the Nebraska Newbornhuskers and the Detroit Red Wings.
Correct in that this was a tini problem more than a flounder problem. Flounder has his faults, but liking half the teams in CFB is not one of them. Besides, even if he did, he's attended a decent percentage of them, so it's ok.
 
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