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Baylor Foghorn sucks

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Each time Baylor put points on the board, a green 4x4 ATV w/ trailor rig that resembles a wood chipper drove on to the field ringing a bell and blairing a train horn.

This "fart-wagon" has as much appeal as being stuck in traffic at a RR crossing. Watching able-body college kids tool around the playing field on this red-neck spirit zamboni couldn't be more PATHETIC.

Too bad CU didn't pitch a shut-out because every Baylor score reminded me of a commercial for Pepto Bismol. Head ache, stuffy nose, upset stomach, diarhea! Ahh-OOOO-gah!!

Vehicles on the field = injured kids. I doubt that's the symbol BU had in mind when they went with the fart-wagon, but not a bad metaphore for their football program yesterday.
 
Each time Baylor put points on the board, a green 4x4 ATV w/ trailor rig that resembles a wood chipper drove on to the field ringing a bell and blairing a train horn.

This "fart-wagon" has as much appeal as being stuck in traffic at a RR crossing. Watching able-body college kids tool around the playing field on this red-neck spirit zamboni couldn't be more PATHETIC.

Too bad CU didn't pitch a shut-out because every Baylor score reminded me of a commercial for Pepto Bismol. Head ache, stuffy nose, upset stomach, diarhea! Ahh-OOOO-gah!!

Vehicles on the field = injured kids. I doubt that's the symbol BU had in mind when they went with the fart-wagon, but not a bad metaphore for their football program yesterday.


:lol: i do not think the girls were as impressed with the spirit zamboni as they were with other things they have going on. that is one loud assed foghorn they got there.
 
:lol: i do not think the girls were as impressed with the spirit zamboni as they were with other things they have going on. that is one loud assed foghorn they got there.

Really, I couldn't hear it due to the loud Baylor fans sitting all around me. :smile2:
 
:lol: i do not think the girls were as impressed with the spirit zamboni as they were with other things they have going on. that is one loud assed foghorn they got there.

Even on the radio it was loud, can't imagine what it sounded like in person :wow:
 
A bunch of my friends went to the last CU-Baylor game in Waco when we lost.

I never thought in my wildest dreams that any team beating CU would rush the field over beating us, but the Baylor fans did it. The Baylor fans slowly crept up to the goalpost; only one extremely overweight security guard standing in their way.

They walked a few laps with the goalposts in tow until they decided to take it out of the stadium. The way out of the stadium is a little less wide than the goalposts are, so it took some math to figure out how to do it. Needless to say, I saw 2 students fall off of railings trying to turn the goalposts diagonal to get them out of the stadium, it was kinda scary.

I also blame our crew for the loss to Baylor that year. Being the Boulder heathens we are, we laughed at the benediction at the beginning of the game.

"Lord, bless these teams and God bless Big 12 football."

I'm never laughing at a baptist benediction again.
 
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A bunch of my friends went to the last CU-Baylor game in Waco when we lost.

I never thought in my wildest dreams that any team beating CU would rush the field over beating us, but the Baylor fans did it. The Baylor fans slowly crept up to the goalpost; only one extremely overweight security guard standing in their way.

They walked a few laps with the goalposts in tow until they decided to take it out of the stadium. The way out of the stadium is a little less wide than the goalposts are, so it took some math to figure out how to do it. Needless to say, I saw 2 students fall off of railings trying to turn the goalposts diagonal to get them out of the stadium, it was kinda scary.

I also blame our crew for the loss to Baylor that year. Being the Boulder heathens we are, we laughed at the benediction at the beginning of the game.

"Lord, bless these teams and God bless Big 12 football."

I'm never laughing at a baptist benediction again
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omfg that is the funniet thing i have read in a LONG TIME. i did not dare laugh at the benediction last night, but the way you said it has me almost with tears in my eyes. :lol:
 
Each time Baylor put points on the board, a green 4x4 ATV w/ trailor rig that resembles a wood chipper drove on to the field ringing a bell and blairing a train horn.

This "fart-wagon" has as much appeal as being stuck in traffic at a RR crossing. Watching able-body college kids tool around the playing field on this red-neck spirit zamboni couldn't be more PATHETIC.

Too bad CU didn't pitch a shut-out because every Baylor score reminded me of a commercial for Pepto Bismol. Head ache, stuffy nose, upset stomach, diarhea! Ahh-OOOO-gah!!

you sir make me laugh with your wry sense of humor.... :thumbsup:
 
Honestly. In the 4th Quarter, when I closed my eyes and listened to the the bell and the fog horn, I couldn't help but imagine Captain Hazelwood attempting to steer the Exxon Valdez out of Prince William Sound. What a disaster!

:lol::rofl::lol:
 
Each time Baylor put points on the board, a green 4x4 ATV w/ trailor rig that resembles a wood chipper drove on to the field ringing a bell and blairing a train horn.

This "fart-wagon" has as much appeal as being stuck in traffic at a RR crossing. Watching able-body college kids tool around the playing field on this red-neck spirit zamboni couldn't be more PATHETIC.

Too bad CU didn't pitch a shut-out because every Baylor score reminded me of a commercial for Pepto Bismol. Head ache, stuffy nose, upset stomach, diarhea! Ahh-OOOO-gah!!

Vehicles on the field = injured kids. I doubt that's the symbol BU had in mind when they went with the fart-wagon, but not a bad metaphore for their football program yesterday.

REP! one of the funniest posts ever!
 
Honestly. In the 4th Quarter, when I closed my eyes and listened to the the bell and the fog horn, I couldn't help but imagine Captain Hazelwood attempting to steer the Exxon Valdez out of Prince William Sound. What a disaster!

oh my ****ing god.... ****ing good....:thumbsup:

my co-workers are staring at me sitting on the floor after falling out of my chair laughing....
 
Honestly. In the 4th Quarter, when I closed my eyes and listened to the the bell and the fog horn, I couldn't help but imagine Captain Hazelwood attempting to steer the Exxon Valdez out of Prince William Sound. What a disaster!

YMSSR! Is there a place to vote for funniest post ever?
 
The last time the BU fog horn went off, I sang the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song at the top of my lungs as a measure to relieve the pain. Waterboarding would have been more pleasant. If Guantanamo is ever closed down, just ship the enemy-combatants to Floyd Casey stadium for an extraordinary rendition of the BLAT and bell. It's just a stones throw away from the Crawford Whitehouse. Maybe that would be a program our President could oversee in his retirement.

If BU football dropped the fog horn, maybe the team would have less of a Pavlovian deterrent from scoreing. Maybe they could sell tickets to the South Endzone bleacher seats that are hidden under the 'Bear Country" tarp. Maybe if they ditch the fart waggon, Baylor could be contenders.

RU ready kids? Aye, aye captain. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ....
 
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The last time the BU fog horn went off, I sang the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song at the top of my lungs. Waterboarding would have been more pleasant. If Guantanamo is ever closed down, just ship the enemy-combatants to Floyd Casey stadium to watch Baylor football. It's just a stones throw away from the Crawford Whitehouse. That would be a program our President could oversee in his retirement.

Are you ready captain? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ....

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!
 
Thats one football tradition I have missed - would love a pic of the fart wagon, I did know a guy in Texas with a bbq on his front truck bumper = would drive down the road smokin' and nothing to set up upon arrival
 
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Sponge BOB! SQUARE PAAANTS!
(deedlededede de de)

Very theraputic.
Thank you 96 and everyone for helping purge the BU fart wagon from my memory.
Now on to Kansas State. Anyone know the lyrics to Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
 
Suppose we built this large, wooden badger....

As a Baylor guy, it warms the heart to see that the impression I feared the bell/horn smoker gave to visitors DOES in fact fall in line with my own concerns. It's the worst example of "me, too" I've ever seen. Our little boys were jealous of seeing a Ralphie raced across the field, a Peruna run from one side to the other, the Sooner Spooner (sic) rolled out there and perhaps all the horsies that Tech, USC & Fla State have......so they came up with an ATV and a retired meat smoker to which they could attach a foghorn and a bell. It USED to be a foghorn until somebody spilled a drink in it, and it USED to merely sit over in the end zone.

Anyway, this is the first year that our powers that flee decided to display our symbols of irrelevance and inadequacy on the field through the use of the ATV...and it has NOT met with any degree of acceptance. I believe the horn is being discontinued, and the puny little vehicle that drove it onto the field will be retired. We'll find out at the Texas game in another week. Since there will be more orange in the stands that day than green or gold, the laughter would probably help our folks make the decision.....you HOPE so, anyway.

Keep rollin', buffs.
 
Re: Suppose we built this large, wooden badger....

As a Baylor guy, it warms the heart to see that the impression I feared the bell/horn smoker gave to visitors DOES in fact fall in line with my own concerns. It's the worst example of "me, too" I've ever seen. Our little boys were jealous of seeing a Ralphie raced across the field, a Peruna run from one side to the other, the Sooner Spooner (sic) rolled out there and perhaps all the horsies that Tech, USC & Fla State have......so they came up with an ATV and a retired meat smoker to which they could attach a foghorn and a bell. It USED to be a foghorn until somebody spilled a drink in it, and it USED to merely sit over in the end zone.

Anyway, this is the first year that our powers that flee decided to display our symbols of irrelevance and inadequacy on the field through the use of the ATV...and it has NOT met with any degree of acceptance. I believe the horn is being discontinued, and the puny little vehicle that drove it onto the field will be retired. We'll find out at the Texas game in another week. Since there will be more orange in the stands that day than green or gold, the laughter would probably help our folks make the decision.....you HOPE so, anyway.

Keep rollin', buffs.

welcome
 
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