Inherently, I have no problem with Notre Dame except that it's completely a joke how they aren't being forced to join a conference by the NCAA. Other than that, I have no problem with them. This was all until I started working for a new company and there is this kid there who is born and raised in Lincoln, NE. He is not a graduate of any school higher than a community college (so, not a UND graduate), and not that it really matters anymore but he's not Irish NOR Catholic. He says he just "likes them."
He is the supreme D-bag. I know of no other human being on earth who is a larger douche than this cat. Ironically, the only one that comes close is Jimmy Clausen.
This clown wears his Notre Dame gear to work everyday. On Fridays before the game or Wednesdays in February. It doesn't matter. He always tries to steer the Husker conversation that everyone else in the office is having into some Notre Dame comparison. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ND DUDE!
Also, we laugh at him because he thinks he is such a big deal and he is not. Dude lives in a trailor. Not knocking on him because of that but just because he thinks he is the greater than Wayne Gretzky and he is a complete tool.
Example: he sent this email around the office about how there is a new Tornado policy in Lincoln. If there is a tornado in Lincoln then everyone is supposed to go to Memorial because there are no touchdowns there.
ha ha ha
1) Our offense is not really the problem at all. The problem is that there are way too many TDs being scored in Memorial!
2) Generally speaking, our offense puts up points, and our defense is a sieve.
3) He is one to talk. ND, right now, is dead last in total offense and 118th in the nation in scoring offense. Gimme a break.
Concluding, I had no problem with Notre Dame until I started having to work with this complete knob. Now I hate them and hope they lose every game. ...Actually I don't. Because when they were losing every game, he was talking about them MORE. I hope they are about .500%.
Done. Rant over. Thanks for listening. I feel much better.
Oh and another thing! This kid is like "that guy" when it comes to knowing all these big wigs. Claims he knows everyone from Tommie Frazier to Ben Nelson. But apparently the only person he doesn't know is ANYONE with DDS after their name because he has the NASTIEST F***ING TEETH I HAVE EVER SEEN! Dude smells too. BO. terrible BO. Someday, I'm just going to leave some Old Spice on his desk in the morning before he gets there.
This is the same guy who's wife cheated on him with some other dude, then they got a divorce. She cheated on him with one of hisw friends.
They are still friends.
Don't ask me how on earth he got some woman to the altar. I will never know. Darwinism is off the board right now. If Darwinism were true, this little stubby-d*ck*d p*ck*r would never have been able to pass along his demon-spawn. Ugh. I'm a creationist now. ...Like my boy, William Jenning Bryant.
OK, now I'm done.