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Ralphie V's official debut

What does Ralphie do against CSU?

  • Take handlers for a ride again

    Votes: 14 15.6%
  • Tramples that little goat

    Votes: 30 33.3%
  • Perfect run with speed and power

    Votes: 25 27.8%
  • Doesn't run

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • ****s on the csu sideline

    Votes: 19 21.1%

  • Total voters
    90
Is she going to run for sure? After her last public outing at the Spring Game, I wonder if they think she's ready.
 
I remember before one of the games last year I was talking to one of Ralphie's Handlers by the tunnel of fans. I asked about whether the NU game would be her last. He said flatly that Ralphie V was NOT going to be ready anytime soon. :smile2:

I'd love to see her run over that stupid goat.
 
I voted doesn't run, but that was in reference to V. IV will just trot liesurely like she always does.
 
Couple of problems with the poll. First, "run over the goat" is a perfectly logical choice except for the fact that CSU always has to come out second since Ralphie would clearly stomp that mother ****er out if they didn't. I've always wondered how the **** they can run out behind that little bitch animal and feel good about themselves after 1400 pounds of awesomeness just blew up the stadium. Second, you've split "perfect run with speed and power" and "****s on the csu sideline" into two options. A perfect run obviously includes ****ting on the lammies sideline. My vote for "perfect run" includes this little wrinkle.
 
Ralphie IV will run for the CSU game and V will most likely make her debut against WVU. Her name is "Blackout" and she will debut on another blackout night game. The Run they do at mile high isn't always the traditional U so that factored into it as well.
 
Couple of problems with the poll. First, "run over the goat" is a perfectly logical choice except for the fact that CSU always has to come out second since Ralphie would clearly stomp that mother ****er out if they didn't. I've always wondered how the **** they can run out behind that little bitch animal and feel good about themselves after 1400 pounds of awesomeness just blew up the stadium. Second, you've split "perfect run with speed and power" and "****s on the csu sideline" into two options. A perfect run obviously includes ****ting on the lammies sideline. My vote for "perfect run" includes this little wrinkle.

I'd like to change my vote to what was said above please.:yeahthat:
 
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