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The Ballad of the Lambs

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From a poster on Rivals, pretty funny

The Ballad of the Sheep (to be sung to the theme from Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about a green-clad tool
Grades kinda sucked so he went to the safety school
Bought himself a pickup, didn’t want no wimpy car
And filled up the back with good ol’ PBR

Cheap beer that is, liquid gold, Milwaukee tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Fum's a football fan,
Learnt real good "Am Proud to be a Ram"
Sheep fans said "Invesco’s the place to be"
So they loaded up the truck and drove it to Lot C.

Tailgating, that is. Van Mullet jerseys. Porta-Johns.

Here come the Rammies, off the cannon shoots,
Brand new coach and CU-shunned recruits
Pasty-white D-linemen averaging oh about two-twenty
Backed by a secondary that has been burned a-plenty.

Scorched, that is. Carbon-enriched toast.

Offense takes the field with a QB name of…anybody?... Farris
Any BCS-school would no doubt be embarrassed
Give the ball thirty times to number 34
Knee is shot so let him run another 20 more.

ACL, that is. Shredded. Meat-grinder.

CU jumps out quick and there is no turning back.
Rammie fans are left to marvel at Cam's large ball sac.
Smashmouth domination...O's impossible to stop
Miller has more pancakes than friggin' IHOP.

On your back, that is. Mr. Vickers meet Mr. Herbert.
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Well now its time to say goodbye to Fum and all his kin.
Their Super Bowl resulted in a three-score CU win
You're all invited back again to this locality
Because a game at Hughes is perfectly ****ty.

Cow pasture that is. Open field. Empty seats.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?
 
From a poster on Rivals, pretty funny

The Ballad of the Sheep (to be sung to the theme from Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about a green-clad tool
Grades kinda sucked so he went to the safety school
Bought himself a pickup, didn’t want no wimpy car
And filled up the back with good ol’ PBR

Cheap beer that is, liquid gold, Milwaukee tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Fum's a football fan,
Learnt real good "Am Proud to be a Ram"
Sheep fans said "Invesco’s the place to be"
So they loaded up the truck and drove it to Lot C.

Tailgating, that is. Van Mullet jerseys. Porta-Johns.

Here come the Rammies, off the cannon shoots,
Brand new coach and CU-shunned recruits
Pasty-white D-linemen averaging oh about two-twenty
Backed by a secondary that has been burned a-plenty.

Scorched, that is. Carbon-enriched toast.

Offense takes the field with a QB name of…anybody?... Farris
Any BCS-school would no doubt be embarrassed
Give the ball thirty times to number 34
Knee is shot so let him run another 20 more.

ACL, that is. Shredded. Meat-grinder.

CU jumps out quick and there is no turning back.
Rammie fans are left to marvel at Cam's large ball sac.
Smashmouth domination...O's impossible to stop
Miller has more pancakes than friggin' IHOP.

On your back, that is. Mr. Vickers meet Mr. Herbert.
attachment.php


Well now its time to say goodbye to Fum and all his kin.
Their Super Bowl resulted in a three-score CU win
You're all invited back again to this locality
Because a game at Hughes is perfectly ****ty.

Cow pasture that is. Open field. Empty seats.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

:rofl2: :rofl2:

Brilliant! :thumbsup:
 
I've only got one problem with this. Cam's a whether. For you non-Wyomingite Buff fans, that means Cam is the sheep equivalent of a steer. Actually, in thinking about this I probably need to clarify for my urbanite brethern that "Whether" or "Steer" means no testicles. Of course, Ralphie is a girl, a 1200 lb. 30 mph raging girl.
 
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