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**** Dr. Lou!

CU827

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Stupidest ****ing thing ever on ESPN and that includes Cold Pizza, that ****ing dumbass Stephen A Smith and the Sportscenter anchor contest they had for a few seasons. Not gives a **** what Lou Holtz spits out of his mouth. you can't understand what the **** he is saying. Whoever the **** ever said "Hey I got a great idea. Let's Give Lou Holtz 2 minutes to talk about stupid **** during half time." Who the **** is he motivating during his speaches? Hell let's bring out Beano Cook. He and Holtz can have a big old circle jerk about how great Notre Dame and Michigan were 20 years ago. Argh! See someone jsut asked a question about his 1988 team. It was 20 ****ing years ago. He probably thinks it is 1988. ****ing go away and take Digger Phelps and his highlighters too. **** Dr. Lou. No I don't enjoy Dr. Lou go **** yourself. I'll drive with my lights off at you mother****ing, cocksucking, god damn, ass licking, Notre Dame butt****ing son of a bitch. **** you Dr. Lou!

rant over

**** ESPN too and Dicky V and the Mike and Mike show. Golic is okay from time to time but Greeny needs to take the sand out of his vag.

mini rant over
 
Well I can tell from your post that you're the type that requires eloquence and sophistication from their sports broadcasts.
 
Stupidest ****ing thing ever on ESPN and that includes Cold Pizza, that ****ing dumbass Stephen A Smith and the Sportscenter anchor contest they had for a few seasons. Not gives a **** what Lou Holtz spits out of his mouth. you can't understand what the **** he is saying. Whoever the **** ever said "Hey I got a great idea. Let's Give Lou Holtz 2 minutes to talk about stupid **** during half time." Who the **** is he motivating during his speaches? Hell let's bring out Beano Cook. He and Holtz can have a big old circle jerk about how great Notre Dame and Michigan were 20 years ago. Argh! See someone jsut asked a question about his 1988 team. It was 20 ****ing years ago. He probably thinks it is 1988. ****ing go away and take Digger Phelps and his highlighters too. **** Dr. Lou. No I don't enjoy Dr. Lou go **** yourself. I'll drive with my lights off at you mother****ing, cocksucking, god damn, ass licking, Notre Dame butt****ing son of a bitch. **** you Dr. Lou!

rant over

**** ESPN too and Dicky V and the Mike and Mike show. Golic is okay from time to time but Greeny needs to take the sand out of his vag.

mini rant over

I kind of miss the Lou Holtz pep talk.. I was always amused by him talking to his imaginary team..


Only things that really annoys me on ESPN is Stuart Scott and Around the Horn..
 
Only things that really annoys me on ESPN is Stuart Scott and Around the Horn..

Thanks for reminding me. **** Jay Marriotti and Bill Planscke as well. And that chick from Boston who sucks also. Can't remember her name but she knows who she is and she sucks.
 
Thanks for reminding me. **** Jay Marriotti and Bill Planscke as well. And that chick from Boston who sucks also. Can't remember her name but she knows who she is and she sucks.

Oh, forgot.. I don't like the Monday Night Countdown Crew (pregame show).. Emmitt and Carter really annoy me..


I miss Irvin.. I thought he gave ESPN hipness along with good analysis. (well except when he was waving the pom-poms for the Cowboys). :lol:


I actually liked Cold Pizza because I'm a fan of Skip Bayless.. I know I'm in the minority, but I always thought he brought good opinions and reasons why he thought that way even when I thought he was wrong.. I thought he really exposed Paige's lack of knowledge in sports every day too..
 
I miss Irvin.. I thought he gave ESPN hipness along with good analysis. (well except when he was waving the pom-poms for the Cowboys). :lol:
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Well then you can move down to Dallas where he is on ESPN radio for 3 hours a day. A really informative show. Nothing better than a cokehead giving advice.
 
Well then you can move down to Dallas where he is on ESPN radio for 3 hours a day. A really informative show. Nothing better than a cokehead giving advice.

TV and radio are a little different.. I don't know if I could take 3 hours of him nonstop on the radio, but he as one of 4 or 5 on TV I thought was pretty good..
 
I agree that Lou is a dumb***, but I gotta admit he makes me laugh from time to time. It's like putting an old man with a severe case of downs syndrome on camera.
 
I rarely watch Sports Center or anything else like that anymore. I'll only turn on ESPN if there is a game broadcast on there I want to see.
 
I can't stand that old buffoon. When he talks it sounds like he's munchin on some chips.

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Stupidest ****ing thing ever on ESPN and that includes Cold Pizza, that ****ing dumbass Stephen A Smith and the Sportscenter anchor contest they had for a few seasons.

**** you! My bro-in-law was on that stupid ****ing show. :lol:
 
I find him so funny, with his big glasses and shhhlurr that makes him shhound like he's choking on hisshhh on own tongue. He is obnoxious at times though.

I do however, love Fake Lou:

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No mention of Tony Kornheiser on monday night football? He is terrible. Tirico and Theismann don't even know how to respond to half the stuff he says. And Tony is a great spanish translator.
 
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