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"CU is the evil empire"

SCB

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That is what a CSU jack-a** said to me at a bar called Naja's in Redondo Beach. Had my all black CU lid on. Guy comes up to me and says, "where did you get the hat." Boulder I say. He then says the above and adds that CU players are all rapist and cheaters. I was caught off guard and could not be if he was serious or joking. He then asked if I went to CU which I answered with a F-ing-A right I did.

Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.

I laughed and said CSU sucks and we will see you chumps in game one. Also threw in that we would win by two scores. He then walked off and left the bar.

Never run into a CSU fan in So-Cal before, but glad to see they are living up to the school's half ass reputation.
 
I dont think I would want the washroom attendant handling my beer. Hell of a way to angle for a tip.

:lol:

Reminds me of a trip that ITB and I took with another buddy of ours out to Vegas last year. We're at the Hoffbrau Haus and have already consumed plenty of beer. We go into the mens room and there's the attendant, ready to make sure our hands are washed and we smell clean. So after we're done, ITB on the way out of the mens room says in his elevated beer voice "man it must suck to be a bathroom attendant". Yeah, the guy heard him. Everybody heard him.
 
That is what a CSU jack-a** said to me at a bar called Naja's in Redondo Beach. Had my all black CU lid on. Guy comes up to me and says, "where did you get the hat." Boulder I say. He then says the above and adds that CU players are all rapist and cheaters. I was caught off guard and could not be if he was serious or joking. He then asked if I went to CU which I answered with a F-ing-A right I did.

Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.

I laughed and said CSU sucks and we will see you chumps in game one. Also threw in that we would win by two scores. He then walked off and left the bar.

Never run into a CSU fan in So-Cal before, but glad to see they are living up to the school's half ass reputation.

I think it is pretty safe to say that all fan bases have their share of half wits.
 
That is what a CSU jack-a** said to me at a bar called Naja's in Redondo Beach. Had my all black CU lid on. Guy comes up to me and says, "where did you get the hat." Boulder I say. He then says the above and adds that CU players are all rapist and cheaters. I was caught off guard and could not be if he was serious or joking. He then asked if I went to CU which I answered with a F-ing-A right I did.

Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.

I laughed and said CSU sucks and we will see you chumps in game one. Also threw in that we would win by two scores. He then walked off and left the bar.

Never run into a CSU fan in So-Cal before, but glad to see they are living up to the school's half ass reputation.

I was at Park meadows recently. I saw a black SUV with a huge CSU sticker in the back window. Under it was the home made caption "THE UNIVERSITY". I am glad I was on foot, if in my car I might have caused an accident...I was laughing that hard.

Back in the day, I was drinking with some friends at the Old Ox in PB. We had our CU gear on and some guys asked us if we were from CO. We replied yes, and they informed us they drove into town from CSU. My buddy remarked, "That's funny, we didn't see any tractors in the parking lot". And the fight started...(true, except for the fight part).
 
That is what a CSU jack-a** said to me at a bar called Naja's in Redondo Beach. Had my all black CU lid on. Guy comes up to me and says, "where did you get the hat." Boulder I say. He then says the above and adds that CU players are all rapist and cheaters. I was caught off guard and could not be if he was serious or joking. He then asked if I went to CU which I answered with a F-ing-A right I did.

Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.

I laughed and said CSU sucks and we will see you chumps in game one. Also threw in that we would win by two scores. He then walked off and left the bar.

Never run into a CSU fan in So-Cal before, but glad to see they are living up to the school's half ass reputation.

Oh man... Najas... I used to live in those apts just above najas up the hill. My friend had a boat with a slip at King Harbor and we'd roll into Najas completely hammerred after an afternoon of sailing and just own the place. Do they still have those funny reggae bands? How about that sublime cover band? Najas was some serious fun.
 
:lol:

Reminds me of a trip that ITB and I took with another buddy of ours out to Vegas last year. We're at the Hoffbrau Haus and have already consumed plenty of beer. We go into the mens room and there's the attendant, ready to make sure our hands are washed and we smell clean. So after we're done, ITB on the way out of the mens room says in his elevated beer voice "man it must suck to be a bathroom attendant". Yeah, the guy heard him. Everybody heard him.
Wow, pushing around a bathroom attendant. You guys are animals. Couldn't you guys agree that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?
 
Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.


A Husker would never refer to CU as the evil empire.
 
Oh man... Najas... I used to live in those apts just above najas up the hill. My friend had a boat with a slip at King Harbor and we'd roll into Najas completely hammerred after an afternoon of sailing and just own the place. Do they still have those funny reggae bands? How about that sublime cover band? Najas was some serious fun.

Still have the reggae band. They were playing while I conversed with Mr. CSU. The sublime cover band has been replaced by a rotating group of cover bands. Different one every few weeks.
 
Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.


A Husker would never refer to CU as the evil empire.

Same thing my buddy (also CU alum) said. Kinda why he threw me off at first, couldn't figure out where he was coming from. Figured a Fusker would just say "CU sucks" or something articulate like that.
 
Wow, pushing around a bathroom attendant. You guys are animals. Couldn't you guys agree that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

Never touched the guy. I was just a little bit under the influence
of a lot of beer and told the truth. Lets be honest. It must suck to be a bathroom attendant.
 
Never touched the guy. I was just a little bit under the influence
of a lot of beer and told the truth. Lets be honest. It must suck to be a bathroom attendant.


And it was funny. I applaud your honesty, sir. :congrats:
 
That is what a CSU jack-a** said to me at a bar called Naja's in Redondo Beach. Had my all black CU lid on. Guy comes up to me and says, "where did you get the hat." Boulder I say. He then says the above and adds that CU players are all rapist and cheaters. I was caught off guard and could not be if he was serious or joking. He then asked if I went to CU which I answered with a F-ing-A right I did.

Then, while I'm trying to decide if he is a husker or not, he says CSU all the way.

I laughed and said CSU sucks and we will see you chumps in game one. Also threw in that we would win by two scores. He then walked off and left the bar.

Never run into a CSU fan in So-Cal before, but glad to see they are living up to the school's half ass reputation.

all the way?

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We had our CU gear on and some guys asked us if we were from CO. We replied yes, and they informed us they drove into town from CSU. My buddy remarked, "That's funny, we didn't see any tractors in the parking lot". And the fight started...(true, except for the fight part).


:smile2:

Good one.
 
Weirdest thing, CSU fans I see at the theme parks never talk smack to me(I always try to wear at least a Buff hat). I can't figure it. I did have a ride attendant say Go Buffs at the Magic Kingdom. She had CSU on her nametag, part of the Disney college program. She was prolly just happy to see something familiar.
 
Weirdest thing, CSU fans I see at the theme parks never talk smack to me(I always try to wear at least a Buff hat). I can't figure it. I did have a ride attendant say Go Buffs at the Magic Kingdom. She had CSU on her nametag, part of the Disney college program. She was prolly just happy to see something familiar.

Disney has a breeding program?
 
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