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Simmons Nickname

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I do believe that it's time to start thinking about nicknames for Simmons.

  • Dr.
  • The Doc
  • Simmerin' Simmons
  • The Splendid Sparrow
  • G.
  • The Giant
  • The Slippery Salamander

Those are some of the first possibilities to pop into my head. What are some other/better ones that you loons can come up with?
 
Andre = Dr. Dread

A tribute to the Dread Pirate Roberts.

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judge dredd

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someone on ramnation of all places mentioned andre 3000, cause hes gonna catch for 3,000 yards this season. (the younger crowd should understand this).
 
someone on ramnation of all places mentioned andre 3000, cause hes gonna catch for 3,000 yards this season. (the younger crowd should understand this).

I'm ****ing old, not particularly into hip hop, and I get that. Don't sell us short.
 
No nicknames please, after J-fly i'm done with nicknames. Also, no more slogans. His name is simmons.
Maybe if we didn't make him into J-Fly, he would have thought he was a football player and still be here rather than in LA becoming the mega-crossover-star?
 
Maybe if we didn't make him into J-Fly, he would have thought he was a football player and still be here rather than in LA becoming the mega-crossover-star?

Maybe, next thing you know, scotty's nickname will be "mcknight rider":lol:
 
A nickname needs to be earned, IMO. Even then, there are too many ridiculous nicknames. J-Fly was cheesy.
 
How about "the guy who was cleared to play, then not, then was, then wasn't, then was, then wasn't, then finally was"?

Or is that too long?
 
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