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Porn or football?

NBDefektor

Well-Known Member
Here's the game: Bring in a quote from Dan Hawkins, and let the people figure out if Dan's got football or porn on his mind. Here we go...

"Anything can happen, and I've seen it. I've seen most of it. It doesn't amaze me when somebody gets on a tear and somebody falls. That's why you just got to keep stroking and hang in there."--woah, Dan likes the rough stuff! Obviously, he must've had pornhub or redtube up or something when fielding reporters' questions.

“We like to run around a lot and we’re cute, but sometimes we chew things up and pee on the rug."--An interesting and frank take on his football team...or are there deeper meanings? Usually I don't think about peeing on the rug and chewing things up in a normal, casual conversation. Unless, of course, I just got through some whacked out videos...um, uh, hypothetically, of course!

There's gotta be more...:lol:
 
This thread was very misleading. Allow me to make up for it:

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