Since it is clear that if anyone above him is thinking he will be available for employment soon I thought it would be a positive thing to do to share our wisdom and experience and help him find his next life experience in the work world. Obviously he will have enough money to get training in any field he chooses the world of opportunities is wide open to him.
My first suggestion. Engineering vacuum cleaners. He has proven that he can make things consistently suck in a variety of different ways. Today he managed to suck huge number of fans out of the stadium well before the end of the game. An area that he has shown real talent.
Motivational Speaker for companies that are going to fail anyways. Again an area in which he has shown real talent. He has managed to make people believe that he knew what he was doing and thousands of Buff fans truly held out great hope for this years team even when he failed to address the same issues that have kept him losing for the prior three years.
Family counselor. He can give great examples of putting his son in front of his personal success and despite being seen as a complete failure his wife still loves him.
Your suggestions?
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My first suggestion. Engineering vacuum cleaners. He has proven that he can make things consistently suck in a variety of different ways. Today he managed to suck huge number of fans out of the stadium well before the end of the game. An area that he has shown real talent.
Motivational Speaker for companies that are going to fail anyways. Again an area in which he has shown real talent. He has managed to make people believe that he knew what he was doing and thousands of Buff fans truly held out great hope for this years team even when he failed to address the same issues that have kept him losing for the prior three years.
Family counselor. He can give great examples of putting his son in front of his personal success and despite being seen as a complete failure his wife still loves him.
Your suggestions?
:wink2:
