Swish
Half a bubble off
Since there's so much talk about new coaches going around I'd like to submit my resume for consideration as the Buffs next head coach. It is a bit different than most. Instead of bragging about my lofty credentials, I've chosen to feature what my team has achieved over the last four years I've coached them. Keep in mind the rank is out of 120 division 1 teams:
2009
Offense Rank
Scoring 96th
Rushing 114th
Passing 71st
Total 113th
Defense
Scoring 92nd
Rushing 77th
Passing 72nd
Total 80th
2008
Offense Rank
Scoring 100th
Rushing 80th
Passing 80th
Total 95th
Defense
Scoring 87th
Rushing 88th
Passing 73rd
Total 79th
2007
Offense Rank
Scoring 62nd
Rushing 69th
Passing 53rd
Total 72nd
Defense
Scoring 78th
Rushing 31st
Passing 103rd
Total 64th
2006
Offense Rank
Scoring 107th
Rushing 21st
Passing 116th
Total 102nd
Defense
Scoring 56th
Rushing 30th
Passing 94th
Total 66th
Ints Thrown/Picked
2009 13 6
2008 14 9
2007 17 16
2006 8 12
Sacks For/Given up
2009 20 27
2008 24 28
2007 20 18.5
2006 25 29
Times in the red zone per game
2009 3.125 score 88%
2008 3. score 72.2%
2007 3.84 score 80%
2006 2.75 score 72.73%
Close to 20 of my commits have either left or never got here. The most recent was a Blue Chipper that just didn't pan out
Penalties # Rank
2009 72 111th
2008 65 30th
2007 88 70th
2006 53 63rd
Fgs Rank
2009 93rd
2008 120th
2007 87th
2006 76th
Anyone interested??? If I was your coach how long would you keep me?
The devil is in the details, but so is the truth.
I don't like losing, I don't like futility, I don't like excuses and double speak.
But losing a marquee recruit who had the reputation of being a quality human being.......I'm outraged.
You guys have your sit outs and powder blue outs. Good! I think that's great!
I have my protest too - Until this thing gets turned around I'm no longer "swish".
Call me F.I.M. (faninmourning)
Now all I need to do is figure out how to change my name in the blasted usercp.
2009
Offense Rank
Scoring 96th
Rushing 114th
Passing 71st
Total 113th
Defense
Scoring 92nd
Rushing 77th
Passing 72nd
Total 80th
2008
Offense Rank
Scoring 100th
Rushing 80th
Passing 80th
Total 95th
Defense
Scoring 87th
Rushing 88th
Passing 73rd
Total 79th
2007
Offense Rank
Scoring 62nd
Rushing 69th
Passing 53rd
Total 72nd
Defense
Scoring 78th
Rushing 31st
Passing 103rd
Total 64th
2006
Offense Rank
Scoring 107th
Rushing 21st
Passing 116th
Total 102nd
Defense
Scoring 56th
Rushing 30th
Passing 94th
Total 66th
Ints Thrown/Picked
2009 13 6
2008 14 9
2007 17 16
2006 8 12
Sacks For/Given up
2009 20 27
2008 24 28
2007 20 18.5
2006 25 29
Times in the red zone per game
2009 3.125 score 88%
2008 3. score 72.2%
2007 3.84 score 80%
2006 2.75 score 72.73%
Close to 20 of my commits have either left or never got here. The most recent was a Blue Chipper that just didn't pan out
Penalties # Rank
2009 72 111th
2008 65 30th
2007 88 70th
2006 53 63rd
Fgs Rank
2009 93rd
2008 120th
2007 87th
2006 76th
Anyone interested??? If I was your coach how long would you keep me?
The devil is in the details, but so is the truth.
I don't like losing, I don't like futility, I don't like excuses and double speak.
But losing a marquee recruit who had the reputation of being a quality human being.......I'm outraged.
You guys have your sit outs and powder blue outs. Good! I think that's great!
I have my protest too - Until this thing gets turned around I'm no longer "swish".
Call me F.I.M. (faninmourning)
Now all I need to do is figure out how to change my name in the blasted usercp.
