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"Tis the season of giving. What woul you give Dan Hawkins for Christmas?

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I would like to give Dan a piece of my mind, but then again I'd have to stand in a really long line to do that.
 
In his stocking, he would get an ego check. For his main present, I would give him a broom to clean up the little things.
 
This thread did not exactly go the way I'd invisioned. But it did go the way I should have expected.
 
This thread did not exactly go the way I'd invisioned. But it did go the way I should have expected.

How would you "invision" fans to react to this thread? 4 years and and no winning season and this recruiting season isn't going so well to this point. He's a disaster.
 
This thread did not exactly go the way I'd invisioned. But it did go the way I should have expected.


Okay, I'll play.
I'd give Dan Hawkins a recruiting bonanza in late January. Spond and Jones see the light and come back into the herd. Chris Martin decides "what the heck" --- he wants to be near his young cousin and commits to CU. Justin Castor realizes he somehow committed to Kansas?! and asks if there's any room on the roster for a solid K/P.
A contrite and fit Darrell Scott returns, humbly explains what happened, and a good laugh is had by all. He impresses his coaches and teammates by spending every free minute in the gym and track, working to be ready for spring and beyond.
A couple coaches announce unexpected retirements, and we have a new wide receiver coach and special teams coach coming on board.
Hawkins gets life coaching lessons and starts thinking before he speaks. Energized and focused, he apologizes to the fans for the last year, and unveils his plan (minus the trick plays) for getting CU back where it belongs.


Oh, wait. Were these gifts to DH? I just realized they sound like the same list I sent to Santa for myself.
 
Gotta love the puss who neg-repped me for giving a gift to Hawkins (and refused to sign his name).

I get blasted for being to negative towards Hawkins, and now I get a negative rep for giving him a christmas gift? Double-standard.
 
Gotta love the puss who neg-repped me for giving a gift to Hawkins (and refused to sign his name).

I get blasted for being to negative towards Hawkins, and now I get a negative rep for giving him a christmas gift? Double-standard.


I don't get this board sometimes. :cool:
 
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