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Pelini

I thought affair was confirmed. going on for a year and Booster is pissed. TO said Carl needs to go and Bo said in more words or less if Carl goes I go???
 
I thought affair was confirmed. going on for a year and Booster is pissed. TO said Carl needs to go and Bo said in more words or less if Carl goes I go???
Really? Classy. I can hear the conversation now:

TO: Now Bo, we have some upset big time boosters and it would be better for you to let Carl go. We can help him get another coaching job.

BO: My brother can **** anybody he wants.

TO: Bo, be reasonable...

BO: I'll defend Carl's right to commit adultery to the death...if he goes, I go! (Veins popping out of side of neck).

TO: (reaches for loaded gun hidden in desk all those years)


***All of the above is pure fiction, and meant in jest as these are but mere allegations***

No animals were harmed in this parody.
 
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I'd like to see a link to where the poster said it was confirmed.

That's be some nice ammo, but we need to remember that families are involved.
 
I personally couldn't care less if Carl is diddling a boosters wife. If by doing so it harms *ebraska's football program in any way, I'm all for it. :thumbsup:
 
I pretty sure if you get to 10 wins in Nebraska, you can kill the top booster's dog and bathe in its blood.
 
Really? Classy. I can hear the conversation now:

TO: Now Bo, we have some upset big time boosters and it would be better for you to let Carl go. We can help him get another coaching job.

BO: My brother can **** anybody he wants.

TO: Bo, be reasonable...

BO: I'll defend Carl's right to commit adultery to the death...if he goes, I go! (Veins popping out of side of neck).

TO: (reaches for loaded gun hidden in desk all those years)


***All of the above is pure fiction, and meant in jest as these are but mere allegations***

No animals were harmed in this parody.

In your scenario is it murder or suicide, cuz I could live with either (or both)?
 
Nope you get to 10 wins by bathing in a virgin's blood. That is why Boulder hasn't seen ten wins in years.
lol Reminds me of a question. What do you call a girl in *ebraska who can outrun her brothers?






















































a virgin.
 
I am pretty sure that there were several booster in NE that would have provided their wives to Bo Peep and Carl for the 10 win season. : ) Not much to this rumor in my opinion and who cares anyway.
 
Pelini has no class and will drag the 'braska program into the depths of hell. Mark my word.
 
craig james has always been stupid and a product of one of the most corrupt athletic programs ever. for him to take the moral high ground on anything is hilarious.

give me the pirate anyday. maybe if leach gave his kid a trans am he'd shut up and play, like his old man.
 
I guess the only way to know the true outcome of this is if the booster filed for divorce from his wife. I really doubt that Carl is moving on anytime soon.
 
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