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VOTE for Ralphie!!!

I have a very deep fundamental problem with "pistol" pete. I have no idea how he can have the name that he does and still carry a rifle. If they called him rifle pete then that would make sense to me but pistol pete??? Come on...

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WTF!
 
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So Pisshole Pete has made it to the final four in this challenge, and is beating Raphie 68-32%???? WTF??? Who the hell is voting in this thing?? I think we need Skiddy and D3H to join forces, get over there and do some serious campaigning....

BTW, is it a coincidence that this contest is on Doug Gottleib's webpage, and Gottlieb is a former Cowboy??
 
So Pisshole Pete has made it to the final four in this challenge, and is beating Raphie 68-32%???? WTF??? Who the hell is voting in this thing?? I think we need Skiddy and D3H to join forces, get over there and do some serious campaigning....

BTW, is it a coincidence that this contest is on Doug Gottleib's webpage, and Gottlieb is a former Cowboy??

Boone Pickens is paying 100 bones to each person that votes for the so-called Pistol Pete.
 
My OSU friends down here say all their boards are pimping it hard.

For the record, Pistol Pete DOES have pistols, as well as the rifle. All of the weapons are REAL, but are loaded with blanks. While Ralphie is clearly the winning in this (no matter the result), the fact that Pistol Pete is patterned after a real person (Frank Eaton) makes their mascot fairly cool. He exacted revenge on the six men who killed his dad by tracking them down and putting them in graves. I love turn-of-the-century old west tales like that.

Sorry, spent too much time here in CowboySoonerVille. lol
 
So Pisshole Pete has made it to the final four in this challenge, and is beating Raphie 68-32%???? WTF??? Who the hell is voting in this thing?? I think we need Skiddy and D3H to join forces, get over there and do some serious campaigning....

Troo. Ralphie is the Marisa Miller of college mascots.

But people these days have a thing for freaks.

Out: Vampires
5 minutes ago: Zombies
In: Lucy Pinder and Pistol Pete
 
I think Pistol Pete is The Burger King's and Herbie Husker's love child. Yes, alas, Herbie is female. Who knew?
 
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:lol: Meh. Not a big fan of ankle dances.

I'm pretty sure you had the quote already loaded before you posted that pic. Waiting, anticipating.

Also, it's "little people" you insensitive ****s.
 
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