Just to be clear, by Cal, I do mean University of California, Berkeley.
Me and a friend were discussing this issue. And we are worried. Really worried. Cause what kind of **** can you talk to Cal? Hell, most people view them as just like us (****ing hippies!! Protests!!!) but with better academics. I mean, we have mountains, but they are in California next to SF, one of the sweetest cities in the country. Not to mention Berkeley is a bad ass town. Given that they are better at football than us right now.... WTF can I say? Point to a national championship 20 years ago? I need better smack than that. We, as buffaloes, need better smack than that.
We've feasted on the easy pickings of the Big 12 too long. Kansas State? That ****ing JuCo college that a half brained monkey could graduate with honors from? Iowa State? The Forgotten afterbirth afterthought of the penultimate flyover state? Aggies? Don't even need to say anything. OU? Thieving and cheating simpletons who live in the worst state in the country. Especially UBT. And of course, kNU. A mediocre at best school whose primary and only goal in life is to not suck at football while producing the fattest and ugliest women on the planet in a place so boring they have to celebrate SHUCKING CORN because there is literally nothing else out there except pounding the dirt. Which lots of them do too, cause that is the #2 most interesting thing in cornland. And there is more, for every other team.
Anyways, see where I am going? I don't have smack talk for this new conference. The Cal trip is really bringing this weakness home. We have been going up against small fry, and now we are playing with the big boys. Let's get this arsenal going. Except for Utah, they've already given us enough ammo. For now, what the **** do we say to Cal?
Me and a friend were discussing this issue. And we are worried. Really worried. Cause what kind of **** can you talk to Cal? Hell, most people view them as just like us (****ing hippies!! Protests!!!) but with better academics. I mean, we have mountains, but they are in California next to SF, one of the sweetest cities in the country. Not to mention Berkeley is a bad ass town. Given that they are better at football than us right now.... WTF can I say? Point to a national championship 20 years ago? I need better smack than that. We, as buffaloes, need better smack than that.
We've feasted on the easy pickings of the Big 12 too long. Kansas State? That ****ing JuCo college that a half brained monkey could graduate with honors from? Iowa State? The Forgotten afterbirth afterthought of the penultimate flyover state? Aggies? Don't even need to say anything. OU? Thieving and cheating simpletons who live in the worst state in the country. Especially UBT. And of course, kNU. A mediocre at best school whose primary and only goal in life is to not suck at football while producing the fattest and ugliest women on the planet in a place so boring they have to celebrate SHUCKING CORN because there is literally nothing else out there except pounding the dirt. Which lots of them do too, cause that is the #2 most interesting thing in cornland. And there is more, for every other team.
Anyways, see where I am going? I don't have smack talk for this new conference. The Cal trip is really bringing this weakness home. We have been going up against small fry, and now we are playing with the big boys. Let's get this arsenal going. Except for Utah, they've already given us enough ammo. For now, what the **** do we say to Cal?
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