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New CU receiver Patterson impressed with roster

Tatonka

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Let's hope he's right, I can't handle too many more loses!

“I wasn’t really aware of Colorado. I knew they didn’t have a good season last year,” Patterson said. “When I got here I thought they might not have many talented guys.
“But once I started working out with them I saw that they have the guys to do it, the guys to win. I like the confidence level they have.”
http://blogs.denverpost.com/sports/2010/08/04/new-cu-receiver-patterson-impressed-with-roster/11643/
 
Yeah, me too. I just hope I'm not being suckered like I was last year. I walked into Folsom before CSU knowing that the Buffs were back and left feeling like I had just watched steve fairchild tongue punch my mom in the fart-box for 4 quarters! But something feels different this year, I think we can final compete!

I'm dying here!!!! Holy **** that's funny.
 
I'm dying here!!!! Holy **** that's funny.

There is nothing funny about my mom getting tongue punched in the fart-box by steve fairchild! Have you ever seen your mom get tongue punched in the fart-box by steve fairchild? My fragile little mind has been scared for life after watching those green-clad, can't-go-to-college-go-to-state-justifying, lamb-loving sausage-wallets jumping around on Ralphie at midfield! That's the only thing I can compare it to: Mom, tongue punch, fart-box.
 
There is nothing funny about my mom getting tongue punched in the fart-box by steve fairchild! Have you ever seen your mom get tongue punched in the fart-box by steve fairchild? My fragile little mind has been scared for life after watching those green-clad, can't-go-to-college-go-to-state-justifying, lamb-loving sausage-wallets jumping around on Ralphie at midfield! That's the only thing I can compare it to: Mom, tongue punch, fart-box.

Shoulda left it where it was....

But in any case, can you upload it to youporn and provide a link? I love that ****. Pun intended.
 
Yeah, me too. I just hope I'm not being suckered like I was last year. I walked into Folsom before CSU knowing that the Buffs were back and left feeling like I had just watched steve fairchild tongue punch my mom in the fart-box for 4 quarters! But something feels different this year, I think we can final compete!

Wow. That's funny.
 
Shoulda left it where it was....

But in any case, can you upload it to youporn and provide a link? I love that ****. Pun intended.

It's already there, just do a search for "Two girls, one cup, and steve fairchild: Part Duece"
 
I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I watched Tatonka's mom getting tongue punched in the fart box.

Rep delivered.
 
This falls in the, "well, what did you expect him to say" category.
Exactly. I hope he's correct, but can anybody really imagine him showing up and saying: "Wow, these guys are weak..." No he wouldn't and he shouldn't. We are in the time of year where everything written about the team will be super duper positive...I am OK with that and I hope the Buffs rack up the W's, but let's not get carried away....
 
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