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Hawk Speak-Man it gets old

14ers4me

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We know all the classics, but it's really getting old. I'm so sick of "kind of" in particular. There is no such thing as kind of. It is or isn't. Why can't he say a player is doing this or that instead of "He's kind of..." It really makes him sound stupid. Then there's this beauty I found from BG Brooks on CUBuffs.com:

With receiver being a position that underwent a considerable upgrade this month, keep an eye on Kyle Cefalo, a 2009 transfer (Oregon State, Wenatchee CC) who continues to show well in camp. Hawkins called him "crafty, quick-footed and a lot faster than people think . . . a smart guy and a baller. He's a guy who can turn a four-yard hitch into an eight-yard play. He's going to turn and get up the field.

Wow! Really! An eight yard play? Get the F*** out of town! What he didn't say was it was 3rd and 12. Honestly, it doesn't surprise me one bit he'd say something like that as it seems his whole offense is the four yard pass. We need players that can take a four (or heaven forbid a 15) yard pass for a touchdown. If that's what Cefalo brings to the table then I hope his playing time is minimal. Let's hope the speed guys are all they appear to be and the big play returns to CU's offense. It's been toooo long since those days were here.
 
Nobody would care a hoot what he sounded like if he backs it up on the scoreboard. I hope it happens for all of us.

Tell yourself: we'll start to have the answers in less than 17 days.
 
He's a guy who can turn a four-yard hitch into an eight-yard play. He's going to turn and get up the field.


What a ****ing clown. Every time I try to give Hawk a chance stupid quotes like this just make me shake my head and wonder why is this fool coaching this team still? Dont' we as a program deserve better than this? Name another football coach that would say something so stupid? a 4 yard hitch for 8 yards. Is that something to be proud of?
 
I'm pretty sure the guy can't do anything right in my book until he wins, but it was his quotes ("jokes") about Speedy being late for practice the other day that made me snap:
Hawkins did not go into detail but it appeared to be a disciplinary measure. Stewart evidently was late for a pre-practice meeting. “His alarm clock is banged up,” Hawkins said. “We have taken the scholarship away from his alarm clock.”
Hawkins chuckled to reporters and did not appear to be too upset. Stewart, who has led the team in rushing in each of his two seasons, is a hard worker who has been a favorite of the coaching staff ever since he arrived on campus.
“We’ve sent his alarm clock home,” the coach added.
 
I'm pretty sure the guy can't do anything right in my book until he wins, but it was his quotes ("jokes") about Speedy being late for practice the other day that made me snap:

That actually made me laugh. It was my favorite part of the interview. Different strokes, I guess.

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I'm pretty sure the guy can't do anything right in my book until he wins, but it was his quotes ("jokes") about Speedy being late for practice the other day that made me snap:

Man, do you have any valium handy? THAT made you snap? Really? :wow:
 
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