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Dan Hawkins set to resign today

GregInArlington

fascist trash
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It is about to be official. Several people have told me this today, and it has been confirmed by one inside source so far.

Dan Hawkins received his game check from last weekends game today. The pen he used to sign the check was not working well. Once Dan finds a working pen, he is set to re-sign his check, so that it can be properly deposited at the bank.

Edit: I apologize for the misspelling of the word re-sign in the thread title, I hope it didn't cause any confusion.
 
This is about the 4th or 5th dumbass thread trying to mislead people. These are not amusing.
 
why are you toying with my emotions! don't start putting threads out about some high school coach being named our next coach, could send me over the edge.
 
Dan Hawkins fired......................up the family automobile to deposit his check at the bank.
 
Here are a few others:

Dan Hawkin's seen packing... his bag to travel to Oklahoma. He views this as a chance to interview for an assistant position, and maybe play well in a road game.

Dan Hawkin's canned... the rest of the vegtables he grew in his garden. Misty said he spend his whole summer trying to grow bigger cucumber, and a few hours looking at game film of course.

Dan Hawkin's laid off... the beans at lunch because he was getting such bad gas. It was ok when the team practiced outside, but in the bubble he is deadly
 
what ever happened to the website footballcoachscoop.com, anybody know? it never appeared to be right, but it was always fun sifting though the speculation.
 
this will make you guys stop laughing. Dan pulls in almost 100k every game he coaches.
 
Dan Hawkins fired......................up the family automobile to deposit his check at the bank.

Dan Hawkins dismissed........rumors he was going anywhere.

Dan Hawkins let go..........of his worries

Dan Hawkin sacked..........his own groceries

Dan Hawkins gets pink slip........from Victoria's secret.

Dan Hawkins shown the curb.......that was freshly painted with his house number


Dan Hawkins canned........tomatoes.

Dan Hawkins steps down....the broken escalator two stairs at a time.
 
It is about to be official. Several people have told me this today, and it has been confirmed by one inside source so far.

Dan Hawkins received his game check from last weekends game today. The pen he used to sign the check was not working well. Once Dan finds a working pen, he is set to re-sign his check, so that it can be properly deposited at the bank.

Edit: I apologize for the misspelling of the word re-sign in the thread title, I hope it didn't cause any confusion.

Do you do a stand up comedy routine?
 
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