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Hey Noobs and Potential Members - A hypocritical name suggestion

Darth Snow

Hawaiian Buffalo
Club Member
Junta Member
I have noticed a lot of new members (or lurkers turned members) lately as the Buff coaching debacle heats up. That is a good thing. The problem is, afaik, you are all basically the same name. This is probably more of a reflection on my stupidity and lack of competent memory than anything else, but hey, this is a message board, so I get to post almost all of the stupid **** I want! :lol:

Anyways, the hypocritical suggestion: (Not a criticism, since that would be even more hypocritical)

Don't be something with Buff or CU in your name. We know you are buff fans. You are here. If you are not buff fans, we will quickly know it and then mock you. See: Horn"Buff" (And, for Wally: "Buff"Mania). And if you simply MUST have buff in your name, pair it with something unique. Back when the site was smaller, this was not a big problem. However, right now there are 65 members online and 85 guests. That figures to grow during the coachmas season. So it is getting a little hectic.

A little nugget for those that have been quasi members and posted a few times and want to keep their stats for some unknown reason (10,300 posts BABY:slayer:): You can always ask the junta to change your name. If you give them some drugs (and hookers, for 96), they will definitely do it.

Also, a lot of the scoop lately has been posted in Barzil, the paying members only forum. Does this sort of suck? Yes. But if people post it there, it generally stays there for a while out of respect for their choice. So if you want the hot news, pay up. Bitches.

Thats about it. And for god sakes, don't pair it with something lame like Snow. Anyone with snow in their name is probably not worth listening to. At all. Obviously.
 
My moniker is simple and clever on so many levels - well, okay, it's not all that great, but a lot more clever than "snow". So **** you!
 
Time for me to go slink back to my corner then...and while Im at it, let me throw in the traditional "**** you!"
 
My moniker is simple and clever on so many levels - well, okay, it's not all that great, but a lot more clever than "snow". So **** you!

let's save the debate as to which is more clever, "z" or "snow" for the offseason for where it belongs. Actually, this "buffx" name thing has been bothering me for a while. I've been considering changing the handle. I should take suggestions. It would be fantastic.
 
damn snow what the **** here too. ya i dont post much but i am a paying member and have been here since 05 thank you very much.
 
damn snow what the **** here too. ya i dont post much but i am a paying member and have been here since 05 thank you very much.

Who the **** are you? Nice avatar. Sorry you live in Nebraska. Why do people take this **** personally?
 
Seemed like a good light hearted way to have some fun with ya! Especially with all of the other **** going down right now. Kind of a fun thread to let loose on.
 
Who the **** are you? Nice avatar. Sorry you live in Nebraska. Why do people take this **** personally?
not taking it personally just continuing the trend thats all. :smile2: i joined during the firing of barnett.

Who the **** am i? just a loyal buff with season tickets for 8 years. good friends with RuffBuff

i dont post unless i have something useful to add.
 
Seemed like a good light hearted way to have some fun with ya! Especially with all of the other **** going down right now. Kind of a fun thread to let loose on.

****. now you let the cat out of the bag. Let's talk about dan hawkins some more. That's a pretty fresh subject.

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not taking it personally just continuing the trend thats all. :smile2: i joined during the firing of barnett.

how the **** am i? just a loyal buff with season tickets for 8 years. good friends with RuffBuff

i dont post unless i have something useful to add.

Don't let that stop you. It doesn't stop anyone else :lol:
 
Why tell everyone about the name changes. You trying to give us more work here?!
 
I suggest that all new members that use "Buffs" in their name give all preceding members with "Buffs" in tier name a beer an a burrito. And no cheap ass beer either!
 
Just for spite, I think I'll change my name to RedSnowBuff

I don't think you read the last paragraph of the post. But feel free :lol:. Reminds me of the Bloody Couloir. Now, THAT was a damn good time. (this is gonna be good, but seriously, google that when you are done giggling like the little schoolgirls you are).
 
Just go with whatever song you're currently listening to. It might get you confused with snowbuff on occasion, but it happens.
 
let's save the debate as to which is more clever, "z" or "snow" for the offseason for where it belongs. Actually, this "buffx" name thing has been bothering me for a while. I've been considering changing the handle. I should take suggestions. It would be fantastic.

GoldenSnow?

SirPostsAlot?

Oh, and **** you and the board you rode in on. :smile2:
 
Don't let that stop you. It doesn't stop anyone else :lol:[/QUOTE] Alright i wont. i will start adding more.
 
maybe we should just go through and select names that we debate and then decide are appropriate for each poster.

Bluto: Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
Pinto: Why "Pinto"?
Bluto: [belches] Why not?

what could possibly go wrong?
 
maybe we should just go through and select names that we debate and then decide are appropriate for each poster.

Bluto: Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
Pinto: Why "Pinto"?
Bluto: [belches] Why not?

what could possibly go wrong?

I do believe we have some excellent offseason discussions coming.
 
let's save the debate as to which is more clever, "z" or "snow" for the offseason for where it belongs. Actually, this "buffx" name thing has been bothering me for a while. I've been considering changing the handle. I should take suggestions. It would be fantastic.

I just wanted to pile on, it seemed like you were asking for it. :nod:
 
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