One last "Adventures of the Big 12" entry from the KSU blog

[SuperD]

These are usually pretty funny. Its not as good as the 12 Angry Men one he did during the realignment armageddon, but its still pretty good. I love how for the most part we've skated on any blame for ditching the Big 12 and everyone's ire has fallen on Nebraska. Though I think that may be more that fans from others schools simply don't think we're relevant given the last 5 years under Hawkins.

http://www.bringonthecats.com/2011/6/30/2249785/adventures-of-the-big-12-bon-voyage

 

[dply]

I liked this part:

Texas: Don't you have a urine sample to procure somewhere? Get hopping. You have two hours to clean out your desk before your exit interview. If you don't leave, we're going to tell A&M that you have chocolate in your pockets.

Colorado: You wouldn't dare!

Texas: Really? A&M! Colorado has chocolate in his pockets!

(A chair falls over and the sound of a man running full speed on the other side of the cube wall fills the room...)

Texas A&M: Chocapockets! Chocapockets! CHOCAPOCKETS!!!!!!!!

Colorado: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Colorado runs away at full speed while Texas A&M chases after him without his pants on...)

 

[boulder77]

Not bad, and for the most part pretty spot on ... my favorite was:

Texas: Iowa State...
(Iowa State looks around and then looks at Texas...)
Iowa State: Me? I didn't think you knew my name.

 

[96 Buff]

**** 'em.

 

[sackman]

Not a bad effort. I still wonder if these guys realize how glad we are to be rid of them. They're talking about all the money they're going to be getting. Kinda funny.

 

[CUBUFF80]

Meh, I'm not gonna waste the time to read all of it - so long Big whatever.....

 

[chipwich]

At least we upper tanked them on the way out of the office.

 

[tante]

yeah was there some part of a huge Big 12 tv deal that we don't know about yet? I kinda wish they would have had us roll up in some pimp car since we are going to be rich soon.

 

[leftybuff]

I'm impressed, at least one KjSU grad/fan is reasonably facile in the King's English.

 

[Quattro]

Love how they make it seem like smoking a lil somethin somethin is a bad thing.

 

[somebody]

Meh, I'm not gonna waste the time to read all of it - so long Big whatever.....

I agree. Just another conference-that-can't-count, if you ask me. BTW, did the Big 10 keep the Leaders/Legends thing? I'd thought not, but a nub buddy at work says it's in place.

 

[Shldr2Shldr]

I agree. Just another conference-that-can't-count, if you ask me. BTW, did the Big 10 keep the Leaders/Legends thing? I'd thought not, but a nub buddy at work says it's in place.

still legends and leaders... for now

 

[RalphieSpeaks]

Not a bad effort. I still wonder if these guys realize how glad we are to be rid of them. They're talking about all the money they're going to be getting. Kinda funny.

yeah....someone might want to run the Pac 12 numbers by them again.....just saying....

 

[azbuff]

Meh. The A&M stuff is mildly funny until you think about it and realize KSJCU is a far worse college than A&M. And even further away from those "bong smokers" at CU. KSU is second among my least favorite Big 12 North programs and this guy can swallow a sharp knife for all I care.