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CU vs Ohio State Boulder AllBuffs Watch Party

Goose

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Who's in? Let's get together at Harpo's for the game. Game starts at 1:30, so meet up at what, 12:30? 1? Good chance to get together for the game and celebrate our victory with other like-minded Buff fans. Plus, at the very least, it's entertaining to watch 'Nik have to explain to the waitress what "whiskey neat" means.
 
Who's in? Let's get together at Harpo's for the game. Game starts at 1:30, so meet up at what, 12:30? 1? Good chance to get together for the game and celebrate our victory with other like-minded Buff fans. Plus, at the very least, it's entertaining to watch 'Nik have to explain to the waitress what "whiskey neat" means.
Have fun kids, I'm gonna be busy watching somebody punch Rugged in the face.
 
Neither Goose nor SnowBuff read the new Connelly book, The Fifth Witness.
 
That's the only thing that's saved my ass a few times.

I have only gotten in one real fight my entire life and my height was the difference. It was after last call and some asshole thought I jumped him in the bathroom at The Goose because I was wearing a green shirt and the person who jumped him was wearing a green shirt (fair assumption, right?). So after half an hour of telling him I didn't do anything he left, but his friend kept harassing my friends and I, so I said, "What if I did do it?" He calls his friend back and we are back at square one. Tired of this nonsense, I told douchebag that it was me (it wasn't). He drops his backpack and skateboard (he probably got jumped and got his drugs stolen) and proceeds to swing at me. Since he is short and drunk and I am tall and drunk (my drunkness irrelevant) he has to lean in to try and reach my face. After missing when I step back, he stumblesteps a couple feet past me. I turn around and throw a right hook that catches him right on the jaw and his knees buckle and he falls to the pavement hitting his head on the ground. My buddies and I run off, but his friend, rather than taking care of knocked-out-dude, follows us down the street. We warned him to leave it alone, but he kept following, so my friend walks up to him, grabs him by the sides of his head, and throws him into the curb. We see curbthroweddouche at a bar a few weeks later hanging out with some of our girlfriends and ask him how his bitchbuddy is doing. He leaves shortly after. We hook up with the sluts he got drunk for us.
 
Well, due to the fact that I did a horrible job of organizing this, I think I'm going to call this off. Sorry I dropped the ball everyone, but I'm about to put my place on the market and have spent all week cleaning, painting, putting stuff in storage, etc..

I accept the public flogging I deserve.

and if anyone wants a two bedroom, two bath condo in North Boulder (Gunbarrel), PM me.
 
Cancelled is good. I was going to have trouble making it and felt guilty.
 
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