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Dan Hawkins said some funny things in the booth

JimmyBuff

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I like going on here to laugh at all the stupid things the announcers in the booth say. I missed the first few weeks but I saw some gems from Hawkins during his announcing debut.


4) "That might be a game-saving stop." - Dan Hawkins (via sctvman) with the game 13-6 CMU with 4:15 in the second quarter.


5) "He's been so cold I think he was out getting a hot dog" - Dan Hawkins with two analogies that make no sense when put together. (via CK29)


http://awfulannouncing.com/pammies/pammy-awards/
 
did Dave Lapham retire? he's no where on there...


"That Josie ain't runnin' like no pussycat." - Dave Lapham English fail.


"He got some get-off." - Dave Lapham (via sctvman)


here's some more from week one:


"The big ten added two teams this year, Nebraska and Colorado, who will struggle in the Big Ten" - John Saunders (via mherek)

"Smith has a team high 6 catches on the season. Or on the season or in the game because its 1st game of season" - Pam Ward (via kevin7673)

"Courtney Avery was one of those freshmen who started last year and had his, his, uh, uh, handed to him." - Craig James (via Packey)

BC quarterback Chase Rettig "showing off his arm strength" - Rob Stone as he underthrows his diving wide receiver. (via Dave Goldberg)
 
They need to have one of those small windows in the corner of the screen showing Hawkins in the booth, kind of like when they have the person doing sign language. Any time he says something to the effect of "... when I coached ..." it should be required that he pause before the word "coach" and do air quotes with his fingers.
 
I like going on here to laugh at all the stupid things the announcers in the booth say. I missed the first few weeks but I saw some gems from Hawkins during his announcing debut.


4) "That might be a game-saving stop." - Dan Hawkins (via sctvman) with the game 13-6 CMU with 4:15 in the second quarter.


5) "He's been so cold I think he was out getting a hot dog" - Dan Hawkins with two analogies that make no sense when put together. (via CK29)


http://awfulannouncing.com/pammies/pammy-awards/

Four is pretty consistent with his fatalistic attitude towards winning and losing, heh.
 
Let's not forget the guy who said " HAVAII " every 5 seconds. Well, that and the worthless commentary from espn's andrews.
 
I found the site and they do a very good job and it helps to see who we get stuck with on broadcasts.
 
seems like the sexual innuendo is part of this....a subgenre. no one, and i mean no one, is creepier/better at that than Jim Nantz doing golf. PGA event goes to 3 way playoff, Nantz: "i'm ready for some exciting 3 man action.....". :wow:
 
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