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    The "What if nobody cared" All America Bowl

    Oh my God. How embarrasing. I went to the guide and say "High School Football." It is called the "Offense/Defense All American Bowl: East vs. West." Cool, I thought, "I'll check it out." So its half time and the score is 3-0. Then the halftime show. Some pretty hot country western singer named Candy Coburn. The stage is in one of the endzones. Her back is to the length of the field. There is not one single person in the stadium. The stadium? "The Orange Bowl." This is the last game to ever be played there. It's swan song. And no one showed up but a bunch of highschool football players and Candy Coburn and her band. Oh, when they shot from behind her, (nice ass in the tight leather pants, BTW. But I'd have a nice ass in tight leather pants) there were about 20 "fans" in the stand. At least 4 of them were listening to Candy.

    So, they should rename this bowl. Some suggestions:

    The "No One Give a **** All American Bowl."
    The "Never Has Been Never Will Be a Country Star All American Bowl"
    The "Old Run Down Stadium Demolition All American Bowl"
    The "I'm not an All American All American Bowl"
    The "I Hope My Kid Makes it out of their Alive All American Bowl"
    The "I Hope One of My School's Recruits is not in this All American Bowl."

    Sheesh. This is pathetic.

    Oh, one more thing. They have Miss Oklahoma, the reigning Miss America. This is her last appearance as Miss America. How appropriate.

    If you hurry, you can enjoy the second half.
    Last edited by DBT; 01-06-2008 at 04:18 AM.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, CANDY COBURN!

    I think her favorite color is green.

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    what channel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSU Husker View Post
    what channel?
    Fox Sports Rocky Mt., sorry.

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    My God. I dont even know what to say after seeing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSU Husker View Post
    My God. I dont even know what to say after seeing this.
    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatironsBuffy View Post
    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants."
    One difference, this game is actually on a tv channel people get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatironsBuffy View Post
    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants."
    ^^^^^
    2002: last time CU finished the season ranked
    2005: last winning season
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatironsBuffy View Post
    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants."
    Rep to you

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    Seriously though, its creepy seeing such a huge stadium totally empty. Think of all the great games that place has seen, and now this

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSU Husker View Post
    One difference, this game is actually on a tv channel people get.
    You get a share of Buff love rep for that. Nice rebound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatironsBuffy View Post
    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants."
    Their werent' any hookers at the rammy games? No wonder no one showed up.

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    Nate Newton doing sideline interviews. No wonder there isnt anyone in the stands, they are all in the parking lot at Nates van getting high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSU Husker View Post
    Nate Newton doing sideline interviews. No wonder there isnt anyone in the stands, they are all in the parking lot at Nates van getting high.
    How's is that guy not in jail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darian3Hagan View Post
    How's is that guy not in jail?
    Is he the Cowboy that they found a "few baggies" of pot in his car?

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