Reply With Quoteyou forgot the juiceboxes, zen citizenship lessons, and, of course, the universal rule that the coach's kid always plays.Originally Posted by SanDiegoBuff
i kid. i kid.
Hawk is running a ****ing little league baseball team. Maybe even t-ball at that.
Everyone is a winner!
Everyone MUST play!
Everyone is equal!
Your opponents are your 'friends', not your 'enemy'!
Stay calm, don't show emotion because you'll either be unsportsmanlike or show up your opponent.
Don't worry about failing, just try hard!
you forgot the juiceboxes, zen citizenship lessons, and, of course, the universal rule that the coach's kid always plays.
i kid. i kid.
orange wedges FTW
Sacky's reaction to a text alerting him to Embree's dismissal.
maybe they should hand those out on the sideline on saturday? Can't hurt!
Remember when we used to throw oranges when we were on the way to Orange Bowl? Perhaps we should throw orange wedges to show how far the program has fallen.
Win or lose, the team gets to go to Chuck E Cheese's after the game.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine
Frankly, I think the proper motivation for this team is to simply tell them they can't go hang out on University on the hill unless they win...
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