Hawk is running a ****ing little league baseball team. Maybe even t-ball at that.
Everyone is a winner!
Everyone MUST play!
Everyone is equal!
Your opponents are your 'friends', not your 'enemy'!
Stay calm, don't show emotion because you'll either be unsportsmanlike or show up your opponent.
Don't worry about failing, just try hard!
Win or lose, the team gets to go to Chuck E Cheese's after the game.
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