Dammit! I didn't even look at the floor. You know what happens when I assume...Originally Posted by Shldr2Shldr
So conflicted. A Duck and a Canadian?
Leach: Do you want to fight a buffalo? I don't know, those buffalo are big. You know, buffalo are significantly bigger than elk. I grew up near Yellowstone so I've been near buffalo. Buffalo are huge. And then the other thing I've always gotten a kick out of: When you play Colorado, there's those buffalo dragging those six handler around. Those handlers aren't dragging the buffalo. The buffalo's dragging him.
Here's the deal. Girls from Texas are prone to exercise with make-up on, and use the treadmill as an excuse to catch up on People magazine. Their nails and hair are as important as any part of their physique. The saying is that "if it can be fixed, it ought to be." Texas girls get all gussied up mostly for the benefit of other Texas girls. The alpha Texas woman is the belle of the Oilman's Ball, organizes a local Susan G Kuman Race for the Cure, and participates in the Junior League. This is when not worshiping at the Baptist or Methodist church. Mary Kay Cosmetics and Neiman Marcus are Texas inventions representing the symbolic pentacle of Texas sorority hood.
Texas women tolerate their men's football habits, and are supportive of men's hunting trips. A few Texas vixens enjoy a little gunplay themselves. They are more prone to build their mantrap with sex tips gleaned from Cosmo. They'll portray their pseudo outdoorsyness by driving a pristinely washed and detailed Jeep during their single years, which will be upgraded to a Suburban when they become mommies. These vehicles aren't going off road and don't need four-wheel drive. Their nightmare involves confronting the necessity of peeing or crapping outdoors. Texas women don't like overnight backpack trips, but will car camp as long as there are restroom facilities with running water.
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Last edited by Skidmark; 10-21-2011 at 03:08 PM.
Colorado football is not a matter of life and death; it's more important than that.
You passed the straight test.
Damn !
LUCKY DUCK !!
A poster mentioned starting a Oregon cheerleader thread and I doubt this is the right place so a mod can move it. There are a lot more where those came from on the link. If you want more pictures just let me know!
http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/10/14/2011-oregon-ducks-cheerleader-retreat-featuring-mascot-bikinis-photos/
When did Nevin Shapiro buy that Oregon Duck outfit? BS76 has it all wrong, it was actually Miami fans that suddenly jumped on the Oregon bandwagon.
Dats only in da mo-nin
"Living the dream...."
ESFJ
Every single one of those ORegon cheerleaders are hotter than our best.
I <3 Dania
I know I can't figure out if I am a Duck or Goose. I will post pictures from all the Pac-12 teams later, but I have 10 hours of driving today so another day.
P.S. that joke probably failed because it is to early in the morning.
Yep, recruiting well along all fronts. CU cheerleaders were definitely cream-of-the-crop-HOT when I was in school in the '90s.
Our best cheerleader:
I know I'm doing it wrong.
You're not a Goose.
Am I doing this right?
Reptastic Tempe
In my medical opinion, this "gentleman" has early on-set scrotal elephantitis
Am I doing this right?
this guy wants to be inspected next Fight CU
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