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Bus stop with a pocket full of nickels?Originally Posted by sackman
stop being such a ****...
Last edited by FChairbanks; 08-22-2012 at 01:15 AM.
Bus stop with a pocket full of nickels?
Dear John,
I am writing you in hopes that I can be on your grillmasters show.
I am interested in representing the CU Buffs. The only thing that surpasses my love for the Buffs is my secret passion for Fairview High School and my not-so-secret adoration of Stanford. Because of those other loves, I have made it my mission to class up the CU tailgating scene. At my tailgates, there's no beer or beef allowed. I serve a strict organic menu of wine and vegan dishes (all locally-grown). I would love the opportunity to share with your viewers how to properly pair vintages with seasonal tofu dishes that will be sure to take their tailgates to the next level.
Also, there's nothing more important to a tailgate than ensuring that your affair is eco-friendly. I have many tips for cooking with solar power in order to avoid a tailgate that adds to the carbon footprint, for selecting only compostable serving items, and how to carry everything you need for your tailgate in a rucksack so that you can bicycle to the stadium.
Yours in Gaia,
Sackman
P.S. Do you think you could get me Dan Hawkins' autograph?
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine
p.p.s. The soundtrack at our tailgates is made up exclusively of a looping counting crows anthology
Good job nik but your forgot to mention his love for sports authority field.
Great point. This letter should have included an homage to tailgating college football games at NFL stadiums. Sacky loves that ****.
Appropriate garb for grilling Spam.
Dats only in da mo-nin
"Living the dream...."
ESFJ
This is not spam. This is legitimate spam.
We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union. - Lone Watie, The Outlaw Josey Wales
sackman! Tried to email you directly but have not heard back. Would love to hear from you, this is for a national commercial and is a paid gig.
john@hamiltoncasting.com
If Sacky doesn't sack up, then a fall back should be Sockdologer.
That guy is the undisputed master of grilled food pr0n.
Colorado football is not a matter of life and death; it's more important than that.
Based on conversations with doctors, the body reacts differently to legitimate spam. It shuts down and won't ingest it, see...
sockdologer bbq level: expert
nm.
Last edited by RalphMalph; 08-23-2012 at 09:10 PM.
I did e-mail him.
the "paid gig" teaser sold you, right?
excellent, you consistently put on a helluva gater dudehead.
