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A CU tradition - Nebraska jokes - got any good uns

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by 77buff, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. 77buff

    77buff Well-Known Member

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    Nebraska summa *** laude
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    Dr. Tom Osborne Jr.
     
  2. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Good night, that's not a forehead, it's an eighthead...:wow:
     
  3. CU827

    CU827 Well-Known Member

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    :wtf:
     
  4. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Do you know why Nebraska put in articial turf?

    To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!

    HA, HA, HA, HA, ha, ha, umm, :huh:



    Know what the "N" on the helmet stands for?

    KNOWLEDGE!

    HA, HA, HA, HA, ha, ha, umm: :huh:
     
  5. RuffBuff

    RuffBuff Club Member Club Member

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    that guy doesn't have dreams...he has MOVIES!
     
  6. Blackshirts

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    A typical CU homecoming parade! :smile2:
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  7. The Guest

    The Guest Guest

    That makes total sense! Fat people representing the town routinely voted as the most fit in America! Hahahahahahaahah! I get it. Or wait, maybe I don't.
     
  8. Big Red Cop

    Big Red Cop Active Member

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    [​IMG]

    Which one has the laser-pointer this time??
     
  9. Cornh8er

    Cornh8er Well-Known Member

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    he must be talking about the 2 girls in the right corner of the picture
     
  10. RalphieMalph

    RalphieMalph Well-Known Member

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    Q: What did the Nebraska fan say when asked what he thought of his team's most recent game?

    A: Nothing, he was too busy having sex with a bird.
     
  11. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    the red streamer actually shows that the guy probably posted a picture of his home coming :lol:
     
  12. Kameltosis

    Kameltosis Well-Known Member

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    <jokes?>

    How about CU's Winning Tradition and Fan Base.

    </Jokes>
     
  13. Kameltosis

    Kameltosis Well-Known Member

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    lololololol
     
  14. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. Kameltosis

    Kameltosis Well-Known Member

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    :drink2:

    So wtf guys.....any tailgaiting for the allbuffs going on...I'd love to come down and talk **** for awhile before I head up to the box.
     
  16. Kameltosis

    Kameltosis Well-Known Member

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    lol, just got some sweet neg rep for that one.

    Come on guys its all in fun!

    /sarcasm

    /orisit?

    :thumbsup:
     
  17. 14ers4me

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    Gotta give that one to you.

    Q: What's the difference between Ralphie and a kNu cheerleader?
    A: Ralphie doesn't weigh as much and has less hair.
     
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  18. SCB

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    ZING! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. IDBUFF

    IDBUFF Active Member

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    OUCH!!!:sad1:
     
  20. 2HellNback

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    Q: What do Nebraska football players do with their diplomas after graduation?

    A: Put them in their car windshields so they can park in handicapped parking
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    Q: How many NU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Only 1, but he gets money, a car, and 3 hours of college credit.
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    Q: How many NU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Why bother? Lincoln looks better in the dark.
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    Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Nebraska?

    A: A tourist
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    Q: What's the most common lie told by a man in Nebraska?

    A: "I was just helping the sheep over the fence"
     
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  21. Kameltosis

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    Q: How do you get CU Linebackers to stop having sex with each other after practices?

    A: Recruit another female kicker

    :duel2:
     
  22. 2HellNback

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    Yeah considering they're all NU de-commits, we're really trying to do something about that...:smile2:
     
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  23. IDBUFF

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    Tom Osborne was quizzing his star running back before the 80,000 fans at the OU -NU game.

    To prove his players are academically gifted he asks the running back "what is 2 + 2 ?"

    The RB replies: "4"

    The Nebraska fans in cry in unison: "give 'em another chance"
     
  24. Kameltosis

    Kameltosis Well-Known Member

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    lol, nice one
     
  25. SCB

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    How do you get a one armed bug-eater out of a tree?

    Wave to him.


    What do you call a 1,000 Huskers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.


    How do you keep a Husker from drowning?

    Take your foot off his head.
     
  26. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Why would you keep a Fusker from drowning??? :confused:
     
  27. SCB

    SCB Well-Known Member

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    Good point. That one will need re-tooling. :lol:
     
  28. fatbuff

    fatbuff Well-Known Member

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    You may be able to get some bailout money for that.
     
  29. 77buff

    77buff Well-Known Member

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    Bathroom poet
    Here I sit my buns a flexan, giving birth to another Nebraskan.
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  30. SCB

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    That dude looks like Beavis.
     

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