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A really ****** preview of the Cal game

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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  2. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    nicely done sir :thumbsup:
     
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    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Where does it come from? Allsome. I guess we get to find out of Cal fans can read. I'm hoping they do better than Hawaii. Should I post it on Slider's Sister?

    Evidently, I only rep you. ymmsr.
     
  5. RK

    RK UBL Club Member

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    Tini's mom went to Cal?
     
  6. NashBuff

    NashBuff CSU Knob-Slobberer

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    A plus! The last part had me :lol:
     
  7. SoCal Bob

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    Satire, prose perfect. You remind me of the late Jim Murray of the LA Times. Good read.
     
  8. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    "We're also talking about a program that hasn't won anything significant since half its fan base was getting targeted by McCarthy".

    By far....the funniest call in the whole rant. Although I think the hippie mantle is now held exclusively by CU

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  9. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    At least show the smoke dude:

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  10. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    Wow...did not see that. That is an impressive stoning fo sher.
     
  11. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    you don't know about this? You guys must live under a rock.
     
  12. NWD Buff

    NWD Buff Club Sandwich Club Member

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    YMSSR! Really?! Top notch, sir!
     
  13. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Liver' will you post this on bearinsider? I would, but if I have to look at the blue again, I will go blind. Do you guys wear goggles? Reciprocation is encouraged!
     
  14. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Cal fans are really making me reconsider the pissbombs. I'll still throw em but I won't eat asparagus the night before.
     
  15. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    YMSSR.

    Nice work Nik
     
  16. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    Of course we know about it SB. I was a History major at Cal. It was a lot like CU except we had all the sh*t you have AND the ocean.
     
  17. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    except for women and mountains. And your ocean, quite frankly, sucks ass. You also have more than us. More ugly lesbians, clouds, cold days, ****** football teams...
     
  18. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    awfully gracious of you
     
  19. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    Sure but do you really want the undergrads all posting here? Sigh...we were doing so well with the bromance and all. If that is your wish, I will do so after this thread gets to 3 pages.
     
  20. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    I think it already started in the "bear mods suck thread". It will give you a chance to guide them.
     
  21. liverflukes

    liverflukes Resident Bear Club Member

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    I like the pride and aggression!!!! Our lesbians are pretty hot and our ocean is the mighty Pacific (think PAC 12). Our football team(s) does/do not suck ass when it comes to playing Colorado. We have big mountains, skiing and gambling to boot. We also have way better weed. Always have and always will but I digress, win or loose...you can have my sis (just don't tell her you dislike bears):

    http://www.fhm.com/girls/news/natalia-paris-teddy-bear-sex-tape-77087
     
  22. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Wilfred is gonna be pissed!
     
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    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    You were supposed to keep an eye on the kitchen, Bear.
     
  24. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    The California coast has some magic along it.
     
  25. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    I slept for a day and a half after that. Holy ****, what a day.
     
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    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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  27. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    This is SO not true. We are a scientific weed growing mecca. ****, we have CONVENTIONS. You are a bunch of dirty hippies growing weed in the basement.

    Also, this is the ****ing pacific:[​IMG]

    And this is the pacific you see:
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    notice, I chose a "nice" picture instead of that ****hole you call the bay which is 50% pollution. Your ocean is frigid and ****** and just causes fog instead of waves or anything fun. So shove it. :lol:
     
  28. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    One thing I love about Californians is how they always talk about how California has everything Colorado has and more. Then they load up the car and move here.
     
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    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    I forgot to mention that California also has a lot more californians. ****ed up my best taunt. :bang:
     
  30. Lukeasaurus

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    Hahaha very nice. Rep to you snow! It does amaze though how a lot of teams, cal included, can lose so many games with so much talent...
     

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