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A really ****ty preview of the Idaho State game

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  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Well, here we are in Week 2. The glorious 1-0 Colorado Buffaloes look to build on the 44-7 curbstomping of CSU when they host the Idaho State Bengals on Saturday, September 10th, at 3:30pm.

    One quick note about last week: I got a nice email from Camaro Jones asking if I knew anyone at CU Admissions and if I could put a word in for him. Cam’s world pretty much crashed down completely on Friday night and he’s in a dark place. Watching on tv, he even saw his Rammie girlfriend making out with a couple CU students during the game. Hang in there, Cam!
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    As for CU, we’re finally busting the cherry on the new tailgating setup with the Buff Walk and IPF this weekend. Gonna be allsome.
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    Unfortunately, that’s all I’ve got. Total writer’s block for this ****ty preview.

    The bar for this renowned blog is set higher than ever after hearing that last week's installment was "Pulitzer worthy" (Thanks, Mom!). And Idaho State was giving me nothing. Yeah they blew out their Week 1 opponent. That opponent was something called Simon Frasier University B.C.

    When the Buffs are hosting a team that friggin’ UNLV beat 80-8 last season and had to look to a Canadian DII program to give its fans a victory… what is there to really say?

    Idaho State sucks. CU will crush them. Yada, yada, yada.
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    I wrote the above and sat on this for a couple days. Then I saw that Idaho State’s HC, Mike Kramer, was HC at Montana State in 2006 when one of the worst days ever as a Buffs fan happened (props to Neill Woelk for dropping that nugget). Back in 2006, I knew it was a bad, bad loss. I vaguely remember my thoughts that night: “This sucks. Must stay on side to pass out. This really sucks.” In retrospect, it was a harbinger and was much worse than I knew at the time.

    And this is the info that made it hit me. There is something here that is vitally important about this game and a reason we should all be pumped up as hell for this one.

    I ****ing hate the state of Idaho and you should too.
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    And I’m not just talking about the normal stuff that makes everyone else hate Idaho. **** Idaho! There is a big reason that matters for Saturday’s game.

    Yeah, Idahoans are weird inbreds who are scared ****less of anything and everything… from a zombie apocalypse to, well, anything except wild gorillas. **** Idaho, those crazy bastards. I mean, what sane person isn't afraid of a wild gorilla?
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    And, yeah, for some inexplicable reason they get upset way too easily. Like, when they tell you where they’re from and you forget that it’s an actual US state, thinking they must have said “Ohio” or “Iowa”. But, truthfully, I don’t know if Idaho really counts as a state and Idahoans don’t know either if they’re being honest. “Idaho” is a made up word the asshole founders lied about to Congress when trying to gain statehood, telling them it was an Indian word that means “gem of the mountains”. Total bull****. **** Idaho, but that’s not the big reason for hate.
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    And, yeah, they tend to cop an attitude when you make the supreme effort of trying to relate by saying “the potato state, right?”... only to have them come back at you with a huffy attitude and a line about how they’re also #1 in lentils but never get the credit they deserve. Really, **** Idaho, but this still isn’t why. And, btw, Wazzu says “Suck it, Idaho! All you've got is potatoes!"
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    And, yeah, they are living in a strange time warp of non-culture – as demonstrated by the film Napoleon Dynamite. “What year was that supposed to be set in?” “Oh, it’s not from the early 80’s.” “You mean that’s just what Idaho is like?” Out of that strange existence comes a warped self-image psychologists have filed under the diagnosis “Unlce Ricosis”. **** Idaho! (And now we’re getting warmer on the true reason.)
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    Seriously, **** Idaho. Which finally brings me to what I’m talking about.

    I ****ing hate Idaho because that state’s poison directly led to ten years of absolute torture as a CU football fan.

    Dan Hawkins: came to CU from Boise State. Severe case of Uncle Ricosis, as evidenced by the below photo sourced from, I kid you not, bodybuilding.com. ‘Nuff said. **** Idaho!
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    Dirk Koetter: Hawkins’ mentor. Born in Idaho. Even went to Idaho State. Hired Hawkins to Boise State and handed him that job with a full cupboard… thereby setting him up to be considered for a BCS job. **** Idaho! (I'll be cheering against the Tampa Bay Bucs, too.)
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    Mike Bohn: Got his first AD job at the University of Idaho. That set the stage for everything that followed. Those ties to Idaho and the brain damage it caused led to him not only hiring Hawkins at CU but signing him to a contact extension. **** Idaho!
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    And this is why “**** Idaho!” and why we need to send Idaho State’s lentil-loving asses home with a beatdown that is remembered for generations. Only then will be able to truly say that CU has flushed the Idaho out of the program and THE RISE IS REAL!

    Score prediction: 100-0. MacIntyre goes for 2 on the final couple touchdowns to grind to dust the last remnants of the Idaho-induced super gonorrhea that infested Boulder.

    Go Buffs!
     
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  2. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Moving this into the Football Forum tomorrow morning, but got it knocked out tonight for a Barzil Member Preview.

    Too angry? Maybe. And this is exactly why we need the Idaho to be killed with fire.
     
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  3. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    **** idaho! It's so nice to finally know what happened! An insidious and perfidious plot spanning decades.


    Assholes. **** Idaho!
     
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  4. J.R. Ewing

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    **** Idaho.
     
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Club Member Club Member

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    Where is the ****ty Rep button?
     
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  6. 4DemBuffs

    4DemBuffs Most admired poster Club Member

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    Never forgive those Idahoians for how they treated Richard Pryor when he moved his family there.
     
  7. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You're a good whore. I actually now hate them quite a bit. 100-0 is too good for them.
     
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  8. Daaah

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    **** Idaho. **** potatoes. And **** lentils.
     
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  9. InTheBuff

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    I bet the head of the RTD is from Idaho. **** em
     
  10. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    nocoolnamejim is gonna be pissed.

    I smell a cage fight a-brewin'.
     
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  11. BuffNut99

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    Hawkins... Kramer... Bohn... They were in on it together!

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  12. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    ****tiest so far this season!
     
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  14. CUFan

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    I didn't know how much I hated Idaho.
     
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  15. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Me either! I just learned it was a state five minutes ago!
     
  16. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    if the chinese nuked idaho from space would anyone notice?

    if you are looking to live next door to an angry retired law enforcement official from a big city or a doomsday prepper then idaho is the place for you.
     
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    **** those potato eating mofos!
     
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    That last pic sure brings the hate back quickly! **** Idaho!
     
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    I'm very disappointed with a few members of allbuffs. We are above this and saying **** idaho shows a lack of respect and class.

    Signed... Zandi buff
     
  21. BuffPride88

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    You're the CU Video of writing ****ty previews !
     
  22. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    This really ****ty preview deserves a really ****ty reply.

    Nik's ****ty preview references no chub when pondering a date with 'ho state.
    Facts are facts. CU is opening the wallet for a one-night-stand this weekend.
    This event is supposed to include lots of scoring from any number of positions.
    CU's paid guest from Pocabordello, Idaho knows a thing or two about dome, too.

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    There is at least one lesson that CU might take away from the team with the sexy cat print interior design. This is a lesson could come in handy (pun intended) the following week in Ann Arbor, too. This is how it goes. First your money. Then your clothes.

    Chub on!

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    "I'm Benny the Bengal, bitch."
     
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  23. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Idaho, the south of the west.
     
  24. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    And we're live!

    **** Idaho!

    Go Buffs!
     
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  25. Alfred91

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    **** Idaho!
     
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    I'm pretty disappointed that ISU went with the Bengals as a team name and mascot. The Ligers would be much more fitting. **** Idaho!
     

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    Does anyone know what this ****ty preview smells like?
     
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    **** you
     
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  29. Buff_since76

    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    Wait, Idaho is a state? I thought it was Boise State?

    I am so confused...

    **** IDAHO!!!
     
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  30. KyleM.

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    Idaho can eat a ****ing ****
     
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