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And now we take you to Auburn (not really)

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  1. BUffsNation

    BUffsNation Newest Tool

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    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report...vbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjE4NzlfMQRzZWMDc2M-

    Auburn defensive back Stephen Roberts was arrested Wednesday night.

    According to Al.com, Roberts, who was taken into custody just before 10 p.m., is facing charges of “attempting to elude an officer” and “possessing a firearm without a license.” Both charges are misdemeanors.

    Auburn police told Al.com Roberts was in possession of a handgun. The junior was released from the Lee County Detention Center late Wednesday night.

    Roberts played in all 13 games, starting the final four, for the Tigers in 2015, registering 26 tackles. He also had three tackles and had a forced fumble in 12 games as a true freshman in 2014. The Opelika, Alabama, native was slated to start this season.

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    An Auburn spokesman told Al.com that head coach Gus Malzahn is “aware” of the situation and is “gathering all the facts.”

    Roberts’ incident makes him the fifth Auburn player arrested during the offseason. Byron Cowart, Carlton Davis, Ryan Davis and Jeremiah Dinson were arrested in April for marijuana possession. Malzahn disciplined the four internally and said they will not miss game action.

    “Those four men made a mistake, we punished them and they won’t miss any time,” Malzahn said at SEC Media Days. “That’s behind us. Four fine young men, they made a mistake and i’m confident they won’t make any more.”

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    Coming off a 7-6 record in 2015, the Tigers open their season at home against Clemson next Saturday.

    For more Auburn news, visit AuburnSports.com.
     
  2. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    1 quarter suspension - at most
     
  3. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    In before Duff expresses exasperation at Allbuffs' indulgence of SEC stereotypes.
     
  4. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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  6. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    I am more exasperated at newbies not understanding when a "We now take you to..." thread is warranted.
     
  7. J.R. Ewing

    J.R. Ewing Club Member Club Member

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    No kidding, an event like this happens, and is ignored daily down in Dixie.
     
  8. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    My bad. I knew you were exasperated obviously, but I really missed the source.

    General possibilities:

    SEC hate
    Belief that our program is morally superior
    Belief that our program should be morally superior
    DBT
    Display of any emotion
    Non-data-driven hunches
    Samuel Adams products
    Mtn Buff
    General misunderstanding of the spread offense

    I'll get it right next time.
     
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  9. goalline

    goalline Club Member Club Member

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    You forgot to include a link to the 'stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread' thread.
     
  10. BUffsNation

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    Well last time I posted on ND someone said,"can't we change the name of this to we now take you too". So was just going with that. Quit being a dick.
     
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  11. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I think his point was that the "We now take you to..." theme is typically reserved for NCAA investigations rather than routine Fulmer Cup points.
     
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    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    I just wanted to commend you for this post. Spot on.
     
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  13. BUffsNation

    BUffsNation Newest Tool

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    You got 38k plus post. 38k of those are probably condescending to other's on this forum. You are a great man Charlie Brown.
     
  14. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    37,500 is probably a better estimate, but close enough.
     
  15. J.R. Ewing

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    At least 500 non condescending posts in the beer thread.
     
  16. goalline

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    That took condescending to a whole new level. Beautifully done, and a moment for which I miss rep.
     
  17. Uncle Ken

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    Incomplete, sadly. I forgot "abandoning the run game too soon."
     
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  18. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    Wait, I thought the premise of this board was to lurk around and pounce on whatever we could find fault with so we can make ourselves look big. And here you go finding fault with the norm. Now who's trying to look big? :D
     
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  19. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Lesson learned. No matter what you do, someone's going to bitch about it. Especially if he can find a typo somewhere in your post, which is often someone's only take on a long, informational post you spend a lot of time pulling together.

    Pretty much just a bunch of grumpy assholes. I can't believe it took you over 100 posts to realize this. :D
     
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  20. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    **** you
     
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  21. Fight CU

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    I certainly am grumpy. But not as much as LBuff. And UK today
     

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