Anxiety, depression, lack of focus, irritability

[Gold]

If you or one of your loved ones are suffering from the above symptoms, you might be diagnosed with University of Colorado Football. Symptoms persist from 1-3 weeks, and in some cases, forever.

Consult your local AD if symptoms last longer than a mother f'er.

 

[DBT]

**** you!

 

[The Ogre]

Buck-up, sonny.
Cry won't help ya, crying wont do ya no good...

 

[Uncle Ken]

Maybe you should check the brownies.

 

[Buffnik]

This is a relief.

I was afraid I'd gotten a bad batch of boner pills.

 

[MiamiBuffs]

She dumped me almost a decade ago and left me with the kids. I'm bitter but I'm also dating. But I need to get laid.

 

[You Assholes]

I've got some other symptoms that weren't listed. Should I be worried?

 

[HotRack]

She dumped me almost a decade ago and left me with the kids. I'm bitter but I'm also dating. But I need to get laid.

Because of your affair with CU football, or just because you're you?

 

[BuffUp]

I've got some other symptoms that weren't listed. Should I be worried?

This ^

 

[BuffNut99]

 

[Gold]

Other symptoms include severe sarcasm, rumor mongering, Wikipedia-ing coaching bios, and nausea.

 

[MiamiBuffs]

Because of your affair with CU football, or just because you're you?

Lets not go there.