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Article: A really ****** preview of the Colorado vs Cal game

Discussion in 'vBCms Comments' started by Buffnik, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Out-****ing-standing. No, not the blog. The fact that you got the Cal prom queen to commit to the TDs Cal will lose by. Heady stuff.
     
  3. CUBuff93

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    That was frickin brilliant! I laughed so hard I blew milk out my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk. I sure hope Cal sucks, but after seeing last weeks game, they didn't look bad at all. But I believe CU will rise to the occasion and pull it out in a hard fought battle at home. Wish I could be there!!
     
  4. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Unlike Hawaii fans, Cal fans can read. Nice work and good luck! Evidently, BP, however, cannot read. Welcome to the board!
     
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  5. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    :congrats:
     
  6. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    I whenever I see the word "Hawk", I reach for my burrito.That's lots of burritos, Nik. Lots, lots, lots.
     
  7. fiatlux

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    I don't get the Fulmer Cup reference. Cal isn't in the Top 10 - it was a ranking of PAC 10 schools.... so yeah, every school would be in the top 10 of PAC 10 schools. I don't see anyway CU can lose this game.
     
  8. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    You noticed that, huh? :smile2:
     
  9. CalBear68

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    Ha Ha -- Hippie jokes, from Colorado, no less. And, it's the Pac-12 now, not the Pac-10, and Colorado would be in second place in league Fulmer rankings. Hmmmmm. Anyway, I laughed so hard I knocked over my bong and spilled bong water on my Rolling Stone collection.
     
  10. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    We've only had rednecks, hicks, and Texans to bag on for the last 16 years. Pac-12 will give us a new brand of people to make fun of. Give us some time to hone our trash talk.
     
  11. fiatlux

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    Fair enough... but you really need to step it up... we're heard every hippie joke there is. Plus you had last year to prepare... don't let us down.
     
  12. Darth Snow

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    Our hippies grow better pot than your hippies. BOOM.
     
  13. The Guest

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    To further dply's point:

    We've got slimy Baptists in Waco who smeared our program with outright lies; not the fans alone, mind you, but from the highest levels of leadership. Also, Kenneth Starr is that slimy leader, need I say more?

    And then there are a number of schools in the Big 12 whoes academic standards are questionable. One of those schools features a mascot which is really just a skinny dude with a giant purple cat-head costume. He brandishes a weapon known as a "power towel" which debuted in a video so cheesy that Roxette would have blushed had their name been attached to it.

    nebraska fans will waste no time explaining that they're the classiest. Apparently "classy" is a euphemism for wearing red-polyester every day of your life and being generally dull. Also, the entire featureless state boasts an impressive meth infestation. The movie, Boys Don't Cry was based on a football roadtrip to lincoln to give you a point of reference.

    Iowa State? We chose not to make fun of them, in the same way you don't laugh when a crippled person trips on a curb. Well, my wife would laugh at that, but most people wouldn't, and even my wife doesn't make fun of Iowa State.

    Oklahoma State's mascot is a sexual deviant.

    Jayhawk rhymes with "gayhawk", and there is something wrong with that. No, not with being gay, but rather with being a Jayhawk. Christ!

    The number of articles on Texas' hubris are mounting--it's pretty easy to pick on those guys.

    We owned Oklahoma for an entire decade, and have more subsequent wins against them than any other team, so we at least have bragging rights on some level, no matter how feeble.

    Texas Tech? Hawkins is undefeated against them in Lubbock! Mother****ing Dan Hawkins! They'd love to have Miami's problems right now, if that gives you some sense of scope.

    So what I'm saying is that Cal ****ing sucks. Why? Because there's really nothing to poke fun of. You've got the all time record against us, and destroyed us last year. You reside in a great area. You've got hippies? We've got hippies. Academically, your school is more respected than ours (though I do wish you'd send smarter fans over to this chat site). So we've got nothing...and that ****ing sucks, and I'm really starting to resent you assholes for it.

    **** Cal!
     
  14. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    How is it that it's gotten dimmer since you started posting?
     
  15. BuffSurveyor

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    I am worried about Buffnik's health after the outcome of the Cal game.You doing well my good Buff fan?Keep looking ahead!
     

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