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Baylor assistant urinates on bar

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  1. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Nice... :lol:


    WACO, Texas -- Baylor athletic department officials said they are considering disciplinary action against an assistant football coach cited for urinating on the bar at a tavern.
    Eric Schnupp, Baylor's offensive line/tight ends coach, was not arrested but was issued a citation at 2:20 a.m. Sunday for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure at Scruffy Murphy's, Waco police spokesman Steve Anderson said.
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    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3065938
     
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  2. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    So is he in trouble for urinating on the bar, or for being IN a bar? Can't imagine the good Baptist folks at Bailer would approve of that sort of thing... :lol:
     
  3. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Maybe he was trying to baptize someone.
     
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    I think that story is bull****, there are no bars in Waco.
     
  5. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Outstanding.
     
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    Maybe it was the First Baptist Bar and Grill.:lol:
     
  7. ladyblaise

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    :rofl: my thought exactly.
     
  8. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    :lol::lol:
     
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    Coaches Gone Wild Style Guide
    In: Pissing on the Bar
    5 minutes ago: Nude in the Drive-Thru
    Out: Caught picking Nose on TV
     
  10. Wyo Buff

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    The dude played at "the U" what do you expect?

    Schnupp, I meant that figuratively!
     
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    I agree the only Bar in Wacko is the Baylor mascot
     
  12. CSU Husker

    CSU Husker Well-Known Member

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    This guy comes into a bar... walks to the bartender and says...” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I'll bet you $300 that I can piss... into that glass over there... and not spill a drop." The bartender looks at the glass. It's like 10 feet away. He says...”You're telling me you'll bet me $300... that you can piss, standing here... into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says: "That's right." Bartender says, "You've got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's thinking about the glass. He's thinking about the glass. Thinking about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Then he lets it rip. He pisses all over the place. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone. On the bartender! He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the ****ing glass! Bartender's laughing. He's $300 richer. He's like... piss dripping off his face. He says, "You ****ing idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300... puta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. There's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go. $300." The bartender's like...”Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "See those guys over there? I just bet them $500 APIECE... that I could piss on your bar... your floor, your phone, and piss on you... and not only would you not be mad about it... you'd be happy."
     
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    He was just returning his beer for a refund.
     

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