Oh how I wish it did.
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Bearinsider mods are losers
- Thread starter Darth Snow
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Oh how I wish it did.
Idot Buff
Guest
didn't they invite is in that other thread? Must have looked around some after that .
MrFrumpylane
Well-Known Member
Oh, he does a lot of reps.
Don't act like you haven't done it.
Do. Not. Drag. Your. Mother. Into. This.
Idot Buff
Guest
What, the jerking off part?
with your own tears. Or your avatars.
I wish it had that girth and heft. It's more like a slightly engorged clitoris.
You guys need to learn about lube, jebus.
Idot Buff
Guest
Ha...blondie will take care of you....
Lube is for assholes.
Name one better method of lube than tears of shame. One!
Strangely, Tini's mom never needed lube. It was already there...
Really, really trying not to jump teh shark here. This thread has a lot of promise. I'm gonna give you a guess: it goes _____ bomb.
Idot Buff
Guest
Oh, God....
We should know, we can smell our own.
That was blood, which may be better than tears of shame depending on the circumstances.
Only if its menstrual, iirc.
Unpossible, menopause is in the house! Represent!
aren't you a little young for menopause? Wally is gonna be bummed when he gets back.
MrFrumpylane
Well-Known Member
Shouldn't the mods be merging this thread with the T.Boone Pickens fantasies thread?
That's manopause. And while I appreciate the offer, Your tears of shame are the crocodile tears of pleasure. Therefore: Not the best kind. Stick with what you know.
[loop] you know a lot about tears of shame and manopause. [/loop]
Christ, you have no idea.
