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Breaking!! Cody Hawkins Giving up Football!

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Darth Snow, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Word is his dad told him that he wouldn't start or even PLAY this year barring disaster because multiple QB recruits had refused to talk to Big Hawk cause "only his son would play"...

    After hearing this, Cody quit the team.

    Gotta say, I will miss him and always have been a fan. Hope he gets a coaching job somewhere....
     
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  2. Denver_sc

    Denver_sc Club Member Club Member

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    April Fools?
     
  3. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Where did you hear this?
     
  4. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    is right!
     
  5. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    its april first
     
  6. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    This^^^

    terrible April fools joke Snow
     
  7. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Epic April Fools Fail.
     
  8. MiamiBuffs

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    Rep.

    Some people here apparently need a colonoscopy. :lol:
     
  9. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    I just had what might as well of been one. Just two days ago I had a doctor putting fingers where they shouldn't have been. TMI?
     
  10. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    weaksauce - selling to net-turds is funnier.
     
  11. 87toInfinity

    87toInfinity Well-Known Member

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    Sounds reasonable.
     
  12. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    To be a good April Fools joke, it has to be somewhat believable. This doesn't come close.
     
  13. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    the joke is simply not funny.
     
  14. buffsyko

    buffsyko Club Member Club Member

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    I guarantee it would sell there.
     
  15. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Exactly. That was the most unlikely news I've heard in awhile.
     
  16. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I think last year somebody tried to say that George Hypolite had been arrested on drug charges. Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

    A better (or worse, depending on your perspective) joke would have been something like "Simas tears knee, out for season".

    That would have been quasi-believable, and would have sent the majority of us into utter panic.
     
  17. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    This is it for April fools???

    I thought Matt might end up switching around every bodies posting numbers or something like that
     
  18. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    and been terrible karma.
     
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    His dad also guaranteed 10 wins, or he said he would resign as head coach.
     
  21. 87toInfinity

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    Actually, Cody didn't quit, that story was fabricated to cover up the real story. Here it is told to me by Cody and Dan together:

    Cody was minding his own business last night at his house in Boulder when Dan decided to drop off some sugar cookies his mother made for her "Sugar Cookie". (How cute!!) Dan walked in the house and called out Cody's name, but wasn't getting a response. He went to Cody's bedroom, which was locked, but Dan is no quitter so he picked that ****. He opens the door to see his own son blowing mad coke lines off of three hookers' asses. He was also holding an AK-47 which he converted into a bong. Cody really appreciated the sugar cookies.
     
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    People - after last season, make that this decade, there is no humor (April Fools or not) in joking about player attrition of any kind, for any reason. Buff Nation just can't take any more at this point.

    A funnier April Fool's joke might have been:

    "Bo Pelini Drunk-Dials Tom Osborne, Professes Love After Big Night Out in Lincoln"
     

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  23. 87toInfinity

    87toInfinity Well-Known Member

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    That aint no joke, boy.
     
  24. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    of course it's april fools. However, as bad as it was, i didn't think it was worth a neg rep Buffnut...

    However, it did give us something to talk about today eh?
     
  25. buffsyko

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    Hawk predicts 10 wins for 2009 would have been a good one.....:smile2:
     
  26. MiamiBuffs

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    It's odd to me that as much as people smack down Cody around here you'd think a story like this would be applauded by some.
     
  27. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    one of the reasons I thought it would gain a little traction. However, I got interrupted while typing it and just sent it as is. Was fun tho:smile2:
     
  28. 2HellNback

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    Damnit! You got me all excited!

    You're evil! :sad1:
     
  29. MSBuff

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    I have one coming up.:sad1:
     
  30. buffwings

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    "epic fail" :huh:
     

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