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Breaking!! Cody Hawkins Giving up Football!

Actually, Cody didn't quit, that story was fabricated to cover up the real story. Here it is told to me by Cody and Dan together:

Cody was minding his own business last night at his house in Boulder when Dan decided to drop off some sugar cookies his mother made for her "Sugar Cookie". (How cute!!) Dan walked in the house and called out Cody's name, but wasn't getting a response. He went to Cody's bedroom, which was locked, but Dan is no quitter so he picked that ****. He opens the door to see his own son blowing mad coke lines off of three hookers' asses. He was also holding an AK-47 which he converted into a bong. Cody really appreciated the sugar cookies.

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I think last year somebody tried to say that George Hypolite had been arrested on drug charges. Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

A better (or worse, depending on your perspective) joke would have been something like "Simas tears knee, out for season".

That would have been quasi-believable, and would have sent the majority of us into utter panic.

That was me and it was freaking people out so bad, Matt deleted the thread. That's how I know it was a good april fools joke.
 
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