Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by DBT, Apr 1, 2015.
Might have been more believable if you put this in the recruiting forum?
And made it a 4 star.
Ha, I thought I WAS in the recruiting forum. My best April Fools joke was putting saran wrap across my parent's toilet. We kids thought it was hilarious. Mom and dad, not so much. Generally, I always forget it's April Fools Day.
I've heard of people draining toilet water and replacing it with a clear gelatin mix that then sets up in place.:devil:
Senility is a terrible thing
As DBT knows first hand, the decision to put down a lifelong loyal companion is never easy.
But mods have to do what is most humane for DBT and the board.
You had a typo in the recruit name.
Not sure what is less believable... the Buffs getting a 5 star recruit or DBT having the SCOOP.
So what was Saran Wrap made of back then? Wooly Mammoth intestines?
No way man,DBT is the gem of this board! I especially like when he posts about his kidney stones in the Rockies thread.
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You know who needs to be put down? Anyone who fell for this thread. :lol:
We would actually use calf skin to make a vellum. Not clear like today's Saran Wrap, but my mom didn't see well and the out house was pretty damned dark.
He is the gift that keeps on giving. Not sure if I would enjoy him as a neighbor or be annoyed by all the DBT family high jinks. Probably both.
I just moved to Arvada to be nearer him.
Could have said 3.7rr and it would have been a good joke. Went for too much.
Sooooo, who is the 5 star?
I hope for a bump in this thread this year. Don't expect it till '17 though.
I actually received a neg rep, :lol:
The ever popular "Upper Decker" can be quite the surprise as well
i edited the first post and added the April Fool's message just so people don't spend their valuable time perusing the thread.
the joke really was that bad!
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