Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffUp, Sep 29, 2016.
"Hawkins never prepared you for this feeling did he?"
I was thinking HCMM "dont try to kiss me Dude"
Welcome to the Fight.
Mac: "Congratulations. How does it feel to be on the hot seat?"
Helfrich: "I gotta pee."
HCMM: "Sorry for causing you the pain you're about to go through."
Turn around Mark.
I thought I left this feeling at CU. ****!
MH: Can I have my job back on your staff?
MM: Pffft.....nice try
Helfrich: "Bro.... I'll give you $1,000 if we can switch shirts right now."
You're on my foot.
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
MH: This press conference is going to suck soooo bad!!!
MM: I know I've done it the last 3 years, good luck
"So, do I get unemployment if they have to buyout my contract?"
MH: I gotta go explain this to Phil?
MM: Good luck in Pullman next week (not really)
"Uhh, no, we're not looking for any offensive coordinators next season."
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
We just took the junk out of the trunk and left out foot on the gas!
I had forgotten about those weird end of game hugs with Hawk. That guy was really losing it at the end.
So what is the coaches office like at San Jose St?
Big desks, copious water bottles
"Maybe try different uniforms?"
When you head in, tell Trajon I said Hi. <wink>
HCMM: You really screwed this program.
Have you seen my puppy?
HCMM: If you mention "trainwreck" in your post-game presser, the consequences will be bigger than you'd ever imagine.
HCMM: the PR will be tough for the next few days. On Monday, tell the press what an awesome practice you had...
This is good.
Helfrich: You know, it should really be me crying right now.
Mac's reply; "Why, you've been here before"
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