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College ShameDay (Deadspin talks CU football)

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Washington 38, Colorado 3: On one side of the field stood Keith Price, the Washington quarterback who has had his share of struggles this year after a promising 2011 campaign. On the other stood the Colorado defense, though to say it was standing is to suggest it wasn't lolling about on its back like a puppy on a sunlit patch of grass. When it was all over, Price had thrown for five scores, a career high, bringing the number of touchdowns allowed by the Buffs on the year to 68—seven more than Notre Dame, Alabama, and Rutgers combined.

    The comedy that is Colorado football is getting too dark to laugh at. Only one Buffalo drive featured more than one completed pass, and the team now needs to beat Utah this week or Colorado will finish with the worst record in team history. The Buffs are chasing another rare gem: ranking last in the nation in points allowed and points scored per game. They're holding on to the former for now and are next to last in the latter, thanks to newcomer Massachusetts.

    A good place to start improving: don't run quarterback sneaks on first down.
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    Only one thing is certain: Colorado is definitely not paying players. At this point, I'm not even sure they're feeding them.

    http://deadspin.com/5961780/college...es-on-saturday-besides-kansas-state-of-course
     
  2. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Every time I see that video I just start laughing due to the sheer idiocy.
     
  3. White_Rabbit

    White_Rabbit Club Member Club Member

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    I wonder how shocked the national media will be when we bring Embree back.
     
  4. SuperD

    SuperD Club Member Club Member

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    I don't think our level of incompetence shocks the media anymore, they just find it hilarious like everyone else.
     
  5. White_Rabbit

    White_Rabbit Club Member Club Member

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    Well I agree with that, but I'm saying when we bring Embree back, I bet a lot of people are going to do a double-take on that one.
     
  6. MiamiBuffs

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    Not at all. We are so far towards irrelevant no one will even notice.

    The deadspin guy must be an alum. On a crusade. I'd give him rep. He's spot on.

    btw, is it two games now without a TD? Or three?
     
  7. NYbuffDIEHARD

    NYbuffDIEHARD Active Member

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    Well done Deadspin! 1 GOD DAMN DRIVE WITH MORE THAN 1 COMPLETED PASS!!!!!!!!!!! What does Bienemy do at halftime? I know we are bad, but for the love of GOD, make some adjustments! Do something! Anything!!!! Every time I think that I don't really care anymore and can finally just accept this season for the disaster it is I read something like this and I get so angry all over again at Embree and the 2 stooges (Brown and Bienemy.) I can't even imagine what it is like before the game in that locker room, or during halftime and then after. What does he say to the team?

    We are such a joke, it sickens me. UGH
     

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