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Confessions of a Mad Buff Fan.

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by fervorfactor, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. fervorfactor

    fervorfactor Active Member

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    I need to atone for my sins. Feel free to dump your baggage here.

    - I have thrown a beer bottle at my TV.

    - I have stormed the field

    - I made my child sit through an Iowa State game where it was so cold her hot chocolate froze in minutes.

    - I take binoculars to scope cheerleaders first, to watch the game second

    - My dogs run away when I swear during a Buff TV game.

    - I listen to Zim and mute the TV commentators

    - I have an Ex wife for a reason and I admit it

    - I gave a donation to the CU water polo team because I felt intimidated by young men in speedos.

    - I cruised real estate listings waiting for Hawk's home to appear

    - I never touched Tini's mom

    - My water bottles had special water
    I feel complete.
     
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  2. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    - I stayed up half the night drinking alone after every Buffs loss last season

    - I sent drunken emails to Mike Bohn and others during these nights
     
  3. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    Aside from your fixation on water polo players what is noteworthy on your list, I would call that normal (and in the case of the last one healthy.)
     
  4. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    Thanks!
     
  5. fervorfactor

    fervorfactor Active Member

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    I did too. To the regents, to the gov, to obama. No one replied.
     
  6. MontanaBuff

    MontanaBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Cujo?
     
  7. max4buffs

    max4buffs Well-Known Member

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    WOW Just WOW.
     
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  8. Idot Buff

    Idot Buff Club Member Club Member

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    Me too! I am shocked I still get daily calls from the CU Foundation.
     
  9. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    • i have asked a ut fan why their logo resembles a uterus
    • i have cheered loudly at camp randall stadium when the buffs prevented the badger band from taking the field after a shocking buffs victory
    • i have asked the ushers at folsom field to remove two drunken and unruly sooner fans from the premises
    damn...your right...this feels good...

     
  10. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    I have killed 8 people and gotten away with it.
     
  11. SJBuff

    SJBuff Club Member Club Member

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    - I became a CU buff cheerleader primarily so I could be on the field for games and travel to away games for free, and secondly because of the girls on the squad.
     
  12. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    go tom selleck!
     
  13. InTheBuff

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    - I sang "I've Been Working On The Railroad" to a Texas fan when their band played their fight song

    - I was giddy last season when Kansas came from wayyyyy behind to beat CU because I knew that drove the last stake through Talkins' heart

    - I notarized Kordell Stewart's signature but yet forgot to get his autograph
     
  14. HotRack

    HotRack Rez BubbleHead Club Member

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    - I clothed my child in Buff Gear on his first full day of life because it was game day.


    - My girlfriend (now wife) had to physically restrain me from rushing the field during the '94 Miami brawl
     
  15. NWD Buff

    NWD Buff Club Sandwich Club Member

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    I knew my girlfriend of 13 years wanted to end our relationship, and I went to a non-conference basketball game and made her wait until I got home.*
     
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    --I rushed back from my honeymoon to watch CU lose to Wisconsin in some stupid bowl. As my wife describes it (quite accurately), after the game she found me on the front steps pulling my own hair with one hand, and punching my own head with the other. Damn you Pat Brougham!!!

    --I met my future in-laws shortly before a CU game (I was watching on TV). My (future) wife went out for an hour with her folks, and when they returned to the bar where I was watching the game, they found me full-on hammered. The timing was a bit unfortunate because just as they walked in, CU scored on a pick-6. My response was to jump up and yell, "**** yeah!! **** yeah!!! **** yeah, mother****ers" and then stuck out my ass out and yelled, "spank my ass Nancy! Spank my ass!". Nancy being my future mother-in-law, of course.

    --It used to take me a full week to get over a loss, though I'll admit I've gotten better at it in the last half-decade.

    --I used to wear my "**** nebraska" shirt casually in public as if people wouldn't notice. "what are you looking at ?!"
     
  17. dio

    dio Admin Club Member Junta Member

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    -- I usually can't watch the games by the 4th quarter (if they're remotely close), and I spend the rest of the game wandering in and out of the room, muting and unmuting the sound, because I can't watch, and I can't not watch. My wife isn't amused when I reach this stage
     
  18. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    I met Roy Williams and told him to suck my dick.
     
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    Wrong thread.
     
  20. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    - I wear Buff gear in enemy territory, amidst a sea of crimson and cream(er)

    - I've been known to anxiously await the 2:00 am rebroadcast of a Buff game, and then just stay up the rest of the night (who needs sleep? I can do that during the sermon)

    - I actually attended the ('79?) game in LA -- the one that found the Buffs down 56-0 at half. I think I stayed for the rest of the game too (can't remember for some reason)

    - I listened to the FEN feed of the radio broadcast of the Buffs / fuskers game of 1990 -- homer corn-fed announcers and all. Lying on my cot in Saudi at 4:30 am, I was grinning ear-to-ear as time expired in stincoln

    - I spend entirely too much time on AllBuffs
     
  21. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    The basketball coach? That wasn't very brave, he's a wimp.
     
  22. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    Well played sir, well played.
     
  23. buffs04

    buffs04 Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
  24. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    - I kicked my wife out of the room for 2 basketball games and 1 football game last season because momentum shifted in a bad way after she sat down with me

    - I did not apologize
     
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    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    -I have kicked numerous grandmas down the stairs while throwing piss bombs at them

    -I haven't missed a CU home game since 1997

    -I wore a CU shirt to school after we lost to Montana State in 2006

    -I broke both my closet doors when CU lost to Kansas last year

    -I almost totaled my car when my dad called and said that Hawkins had been fired when I was driving home from Boulder

    -I charged the field after we beat 1-4(?) Georgia team
     
  26. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    ****ing Douche.


    I chose my graduate school purely so I could come back an watch CU games in person again.
     
  27. BuffNut99

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    -After having to settle to see "The Catch" moments after it happened (being at U. Vermont, was forced to watch a Miami FL game and was reduced to ten-minute ticker watching and waiting for "And now an update from Ann Arbor"), I ran around screaming and explained what happened in complete detail to no fewer than 200 people who didn't care

    -Got married 10/18/09 (K-State game, Hansen's first game), received a text during the vows and sneaked a peek at the score, 14-13

    -My dog now knows to just stay away during games
     
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  28. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    Fixed.
     
  29. lawdogg

    lawdogg Club Member Club Member

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    Thought I was the only one. Glad to see I am in good, if somewhat neurotic, company.
     
  30. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    All the other married guys on here got nothing on you man. :wow:
     

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