1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

CSU Haiku

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Burrito Palazzo, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2010
    Messages:
    31,673
    Likes Received:
    4,358
    True, We're gonna win
    I've said, I'll say it again
    We are gonna win

    Boo Hoo CSU
    Win or lose, you are still you
    Screw'd, ha!, boy are you.

    Further from Denver?
    What could it possibly be?
    Accreditation.

    Love the t-shirts worn
    Ram chicks, Sluts! Hope for small head
    Turkey sammich, yum!
     
  2. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2005
    Messages:
    48,482
    Likes Received:
    4,483
    Cops, riot gear, mace
    bad combination, these make
    hate, hate, hate this game
     
  3. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2005
    Messages:
    10,817
    Likes Received:
    1,284
    They wish they were Buffs
    Inferior sad but true
    Suck our big Buff nuts.
     
  4. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2008
    Messages:
    13,082
    Likes Received:
    2,498
    That's a haiku? Forget it, he's rolling.
     
  5. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    36,126
    Likes Received:
    2,016
    There once was a quarterback named wood
    To a man no one was sure that he could.

    But when the ball was snapped he seemed so unflaped
    And scored a touchdown on every pass.

    Now the Rams and the Buffs meet only by fate.
    And only one team can truly be great.

    The black and the gold are just too bold
    So, the rams sh*t their pants right out of the gate.

    CSU has a coach named McElwain
    Who came from the land of collegiate shames

    He thought his Ram defense would be good
    But all they did was go down in flames.

    Many say this game should return to Boulder
    Because this is where the Buffs stand Shoulder to Shoulder.

    I'm not sure who is right but let's get on with this fight
    Because Hotracks Brisket is starting to smolder.
     
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2013
  6. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    17,403
    Likes Received:
    5,236
    two teams defeated
    on a soulless orange sabbath
    one will be less blue
     
    aik likes this.
  7. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2005
    Messages:
    10,817
    Likes Received:
    1,284
    35 year olds
    Many don't believe in God
    All praying for a win
     
    dply and aik like this.
  8. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2005
    Messages:
    10,817
    Likes Received:
    1,284
    Are we adding limericks?

    There once was a Ram from Nantucket
    Whose team usually looks like chit in a bucket.
    He prays for one win
    So he can for one year rub it in,
    But tonight he'll be crying "Aw fruck it!"
     
  9. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    36,126
    Likes Received:
    2,016
    Haiku, limerick. It's all the same.
     
  10. CUBuff98

    CUBuff98 Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2009
    Messages:
    781
    Likes Received:
    179
    **** you CSU.
     
  11. aik

    aik Club Member Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2008
    Messages:
    5,867
    Likes Received:
    622
    Old A.D. caved, while
    Little lamb brothers refuse
    To defend the Fort

    Joe Flacco banner
    At least Donks QB Peyton
    Not Bradlee Van Pelt

    "Must win" for coaches
    To avoid "F**k You!" rant from
    Buff4BCS
     
  12. Germinator

    Germinator New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2013
    Messages:
    26
    Likes Received:
    2
    ***** you, csu
    late night with sheep in the barn
    We know what you did
     
  13. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2005
    Messages:
    24,963
    Likes Received:
    2,660
    eat turds goat fan..
     
  14. Buffellow85

    Buffellow85 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    4,628
    Likes Received:
    164
    Dark and lonely on the summer night.
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Slip in his window,
    Break his neck!
    Then his house
    I start to wreck!
    Got no reason --
    What the heck!
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    C-I-L-L ...
    My land - lord ...
     
    FlaBuff likes this.
  15. Buffsoldier

    Buffsoldier Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2009
    Messages:
    1,891
    Likes Received:
    261
    **** you **** you ****
    you **** you **** you **** you
    **** you **** you ****
     
  16. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    36,126
    Likes Received:
    2,016
    Impressive
     
  17. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2007
    Messages:
    27,295
    Likes Received:
    5,945
    Iambic 96Bufftameter
     

Share This Page