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Dear Pac 12:

maybe a little better. thanks for the effort.

it would probably help if you'd stop using complete sentences and stopped demonstrating the ability to effectively communicate coherent thoughts. i don't think you fully understand what we were dealing with in the big 12.

oh, and **** a duck!

Hmmmm.....

**** yer ****ing **** ****ering Buffs and thy're ****ing stampedin buffaloes.

I tried to be more Big-12 for you, but apparently I am not fluent in Texan/Oklahoman.

The knuckle dragger with the unibrow finally shows up. Wowza.

How's the recreational pot treating you up there in Canuckistan? Any pervey pictures of Carley Rae Jepson you wanna share with us, you fabulous drunk bastard?

I know I don't look in the mirror often because my reflection scares the **** out of me, but I don't think its been that long since I last looked so how did I miss a unibrow?

Sadly I have not been back to Oregon since they legalized weed. Also those pictures are in my private stash called the internet so they shouldn't be to hard to find.
 
Hmmmm.....

**** yer ****ing **** ****ering Buffs and thy're ****ing stampedin buffaloes.

I tried to be more Big-12 for you, but apparently I am not fluent in Texan/Oklahoman.

In a blind test, three out of four Allbuffs posters identified you as Oklahoma State. Not bad.
 
Hmmmm.....

**** yer ****ing **** ****ering Buffs and thy're ****ing stampedin buffaloes.

I tried to be more Big-12 for you, but apparently I am not fluent in Texan/Oklahoman.



I know I don't look in the mirror often because my reflection scares the **** out of me, but I don't think its been that long since I last looked so how did I miss a unibrow?

Sadly I have not been back to Oregon since they legalized weed. Also those pictures are in my private stash called the internet so they shouldn't be to hard to find.

I just googled CanadianDuck porn stash of Carly Rae Jepson and got a filthy plate of half eaten poutine on page 1.

Honestly, Canard du America's Ass Hat, all I ask for is your personal guide service when it comes to what qualifies as sexy these days other than the Keystone Pipeline, and you refer us back to the Internet?

You gotta give to get around here. Throw me a got damn bone. Pix or GTFO.
 
Gotta say....much easier to hate Baylor, Texas, A&M, OU, etal than any team in PAC...
 
I miss people walking across a mall to tell me they noticed my CU shirt and it's important that I know that they graduated from K-State and can assert that a unanimous vote told them CU has the worst fans in all of sports, that they've never received worse treatment than hearing boos and feeling marshmallows at Folsom.

Now when people learn the school of which I'm a fan, I'm greeted with "I'm sorry."
 
Let me preface this by saying that I was a huge advocate for years of moving to the Pac. I thought it was best for the Buffs, long term. And, allow me to add that the vast majority of fans I have met are really nice, intelligent people. This is a complete change from the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers of the big 12.

But, I just have to say this:

**** YOU ALL! I hate that you don't hate us. I hate that the rest of the country ignores us. I hate that we can't even get national TV coverage for the p12 network. I hate that most of the fans appear disinterested at best and don't even understand the landscape of college football outside the p12 footprint. It is like the North Korea of college football-- insulated, with limited information leaking in from the outside.

I miss the white-hot hate I had for the ****ing fuskers. and texasss. and kjuco state. and mizzery. and many, many others.

Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much like any other P12 school, given the incredibly modest academic standards), our visiting fans of other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It kept me warm at night.

**** you, poseurs.

GO Buffs.
I nominate this for post of the year!
Now go do your job and get me another beer.
 
I nominate this for post of the year!
Now go do your job and get me another beer.

Here is your job, bitch.

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I miss those days when they stopped that fusker debacle because fans were pelting Folsom with bottles on national TV. When an industrious fan shone a laser light into they eyes of the okie lite QB, those days must return!! BTW, I am not being sarcastic at all. Better to be known as "the worst fans in college FB" than completely irrelevant.
 
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Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much like any other P12 school, given the incredibly modest academic standards), our visiting fans of other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It kept me warm at night.

**** you, poseurs. GO Buffs.

Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer these days. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much even like any other P12 school, given the its incredibly modest laughable academic standards), our visiting fans of from other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a this warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start begin anew on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town visit Boulder. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It Hate kept me warm at night.


Suggested edits have been provided above to make your diatribe more appealing to readers.

Best Regards,

Founding member PAC 12 Conference
 
Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer these days. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much even like any other P12 school, given the its incredibly modest laughable academic standards), our visiting fans of from other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a this warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start begin anew on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town visit Boulder. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It Hate kept me warm at night.


Suggested edits have been provided above to make your diatribe more appealing to readers.

Best Regards,

Founding member PAC 12 Conference
You tell 'em, bruin!
 
You shut your filthy mouth. They weren't invited until 1928

Cal is just a charter member of the Pacific Coast Conference.

Utah and Colorado are the founding members of the Pac 12. Without the two of us, you'd just find yourself in a gaggle of 8 or a 10.
 
Let me preface this by saying that I was a huge advocate for years of moving to the Pac. I thought it was best for the Buffs, long term. And, allow me to add that the vast majority of fans I have met are really nice, intelligent people. This is a complete change from the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers of the big 12.

But, I just have to say this:

**** YOU ALL! I hate that you don't hate us. I hate that the rest of the country ignores us. I hate that we can't even get national TV coverage for the p12 network. I hate that most of the fans appear disinterested at best and don't even understand the landscape of college football outside the p12 footprint. It is like the North Korea of college football-- insulated, with limited information leaking in from the outside.

I miss the white-hot hate I had for the ****ing fuskers. and texasss. and kjuco state. and mizzery. and many, many others.

Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much like any other P12 school, given the incredibly modest academic standards), our visiting fans of other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It kept me warm at night.

**** you, poseurs.

GO Buffs.

**** ya! That is more like it now get it done Buffs!
 
Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer these days. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much even like any other P12 school, given the its incredibly modest laughable academic standards), our visiting fans of from other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a this warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start begin anew on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town visit Boulder. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It Hate kept me warm at night.


Suggested edits have been provided above to make your diatribe more appealing to readers.

Best Regards,

Founding member PAC 12 Conference

You got your sister's Stanford educated boyfriend to help you with this, didn't you?

stifle it. i could hate you. i could. not like i hate usc, but i could probably manage to work my way up to a rage. of course, the possibility of cal and CU being relevant at the same time and playing each other in meaningful conference games seems remote right now. magic 8 ball says "try again later."
 
You got your sister's Stanford educated boyfriend to help you with this, didn't you?

stifle it. i could hate you. i could. not like i hate usc, but i could probably manage to work my way up to a rage. of course, the possibility of cal and CU being relevant at the same time and playing each other in meaningful conference games seems remote right now. magic 8 ball says "try again later."

No. Your beloved furd exclusively concentrates on STEM curriculum. Their grads can't write. We still value a classical approach.

Nevertheless, good luck against the floaters tonight.
 
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