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Dream Scenario

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by boydbuff, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. boydbuff

    boydbuff Club Member Club Member

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    I was just thinking about this-and I am usually not vindictive but I like this scenario and it seems plausible (at least parts of it anyway:)

    1.) BJ takes TN job
    2.) BJ has a decent year next year
    3.) Lane Kiffin gets fired end of 2013
    4.) BJ, b/c he likes following other coaches, this time following in the footsteps of Kiffin, jumps ship at TN and takes Kiffin's job at USC
    5.) We hire an up and coming star at CU this year
    6.) 2014 we are not ranked and USC is
    7.) CU smacks USC leading to BJ's eventual termination
    8.) We end up winning the Pac 12 and go to the Rose Bowl
    9.) CU's OC gets plucked to replace BJ at USC
    10.) BJ applies to be the OC at CU
    11.) Sorry BJ, try Cinci
     
  2. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    You've really thought this through.
     
  3. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    :facepalm:
     
  4. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    The dream is always the same...
     
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  5. rynobuff

    rynobuff Club Member Club Member

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    This will happen, FACT.
     
  6. Marat

    Marat New Member

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    A plan worthy of Emily Thorne on ABC's Revenge.
     
  7. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    My dream scenario is a bit simpler:

    Tomorrow morning, Jones calls Tennessee and accepts the job.

    They schedule a press conference to introduce him at 2:00 tomorrow afternoon.

    Butch tells Cincy he's out, meets with his players and tells them the same. They react badly, basically chase him out of the locker room and out of Ohio.

    Butch arrives in Knoxville for the presser. 2:00 comes, Tennessee AD postpones until 2:30

    At 2:30, AD again reschedules until 3:00. Then 3:30, then 4:00....

    At 3:55, Jones gets a call from the Tennessee AD. "Coach, we're sorry to tell you this, but we got a call this afternoon from Charlie Strong. He has reconsidered, we've been negotiating, and he has accepted a contract offer from us. As you know, he was our first choice, and we're going in that direction...."

    Butch desperately starts calling Mike Bohn, who laughs in the phone and hangs up.

    On Christmas Eve, Jones reaches an agreement to become the new coach at Florida International. 5 minutes before the press conference is to start, he gets a call from the FIU AD, who informs him that they have found a candidate they like better and are going in another direction. The press conference to introduce Jon Embree as their new head coach will begin in 30 minutes.
     
  8. Walter White

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    Risky Business? Nice.
     
  9. boydbuff

    boydbuff Club Member Club Member

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    That's a good scenario too especially because he gets paid back for bad Karma much faster than my scenario.
     
  10. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    They call this "coping."
     
  11. RalphieT

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    Coincidentally, my dream scenario is the same, except he ends up having to take a job at a Cracker Barrel. After 3 weeks, he gets fired because the manager continually catches him trying to hide behind the serving carts when local sports reporters are in the restaurant for lunch.
     
  12. boydbuff

    boydbuff Club Member Club Member

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    I thought maybe he'd get fired because he got caught trying to get a job at the local Applebee's
     
  13. Alfred91

    Alfred91 Club Member Club Member

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    My dream scenario is to watch CU win the MNC while I'm smoking a fat doobie and tended to by no less than 10 Playboy bunnies.

    Butch Jones does not factor into my dream scenario.
     

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